sprung is here
+++

in fact it;s th second day of srpung

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+++
The Doors
'Riders on the Storm'
+++

i'll jst smoke this bong

.
.
.

and light a bourbon tinnie

+++

i caugh th chick
who played marcia

on th brady bunch

in th dodgeball movie

in leather and

i'm havin my dick lowered

jst have th hookers
form an orderly cue

outside th door

+++

had to turn it off

+++

wot th fuck did i do today ?

+++

it's fathers day here in oz so

i didnt see my son

did see two of my old stepsons

+++

smoked some drugs together

+++

and drank a few bevies

+++

i ws on my way home
frm a skatebowl

out brown's plains way

+++

with th unicycle

monoshock

+++

guy called pinkie

ws th standout fr th day

though he wouldnt do a

540 disaster

reckon he could have

+++

i didnt jump off th big wall

on one wheel

too much paint on th wall

too deadly

+++

lotsa broadslides though and

i had a lot of fun

ridin over a water bottle and

spittin it out th wheel

typical though

first pass ws th best

+++

if marcia ws there

i probly woulda goen off it

down boy

+++

pj has a new motor fr his car

goin in soon and

two weeks before his licence back

its all good

+++

ah man it ws a commodore

+++

their old man ws in oz

got th skinny of

wot happened ot us that night

i ws skitin

about gettin thru dui's and

i did didnt i

+++

and fuckin benny here

they offered us a ride to a cab rank and

he got emto take us back to th party

he took us out

originally

me and pj were already half cut

+++

it's all good

+++

who cares wot yr old

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:52:25]
+++
The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
+++

lady thinks

+++

he's been married to her

i've lived with her

and u two are her sons

she's never listened to a man in her life

+++

wot ws th first thing she asked man

wot ws she goin off about

has th yogn fella been fdrivin th car

didnt believe any of us

+++

somehow

she got wot she wanted

he's been off th road ever since

+++

th unicycle didnt kill me today

oh yeah umm

i gotta different mobile number

th other one ws gettin

death threats with a point 227
on it

pussie gun

+++

another mad chick

not worth repeating

+++

ya know wot i did
fr th gypsie mafia fr seventeen yrs

+++

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+++
Fuel
'Fuel - Hemorrhage (In My Hands'
+++

yeah alright cunt

am i supposed to care

+++

i miss th heft

of th 45

+++

we talked guns

they were watchin a shoot em up flick

which i always find hard to watch

seen th real thing

+++

well he'd be dead

+++

oh he's th star

+++

ok

th willing suspension

of disbelief

++

ok kiwi islander boy

wot's nuclear position of NZ now ?

+++

no reason jst

+++

floating ideas of mergers t

underworld kiwis

gotta start somewhere

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:00:15]
+++
Black box
'Ride on time'
+++

told my boys a few

of th latest things

th abo secret service been up to

+++

their father has mellowed

+++

like i ever cared

+++

bt i didnt see th kid

i'm supposed to be dad to

is he behavin any better ?

+++

ridin motorbikes hey

+++

might take th fat off him

if he rides enough

+++

th nephew stacked his

safety bicycle

in th cul de sac

doin a 270

got well out of shape

+++

hey man they umm

dont do th

no chain tricks out waller road bowl

less'n th chain falls off

mostly

+++

marko got this mate

hates puttin a chain on his pushie

+++

does better tricks in th bowl

+++

i wasnt too mouthy today

js one of th boys

doin my own thing

+++

even entered convos

+++

pinkie could ride

+++

and didnt drive a holden

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:04:48]
+++
David Seville
'I Told the Witchdoctor'
+++

i'll cop to it

th witchdoctor

blackie

ws at th waller road bowl

i went over a few

obstacles

+++

and sat and watched th
bikes flyin

th woodpushers mostly stayed away

+++

some of th spins were pretty cool

+++

this crew
werent into

th ridin backwards down walls

like we saw at stafford last

+++

i photoed th bowl before

climbin on th wheel

got some

interesting features

+++

jeans

no shoes

no shirt and

half cut

+++

sorry

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:07:12]
+++
Primal Scream
'Get Your Rocks Off'
+++

how ws yr fathers day ?

+++

didnt see my kid

either of em

fuck i'm a slack cunt

more drugs over there

thang ya cunt

.
.
.

here dickhead

.
.
.

benny's rebroken his wrist

i'd be more sympathetic bt

u did drop me and pj in it

lst time we got on th piss

+++

it all worked out

fuckin commodores

+++

yr old man smiled though

yeah she is a witch

+++

i know wot she smuggled thru that airport fr u

+++

more than one

+++

wot ws she worried about ?

"him driving'

who organised th weekend ?

"she did"

wot did she want ?

+++

fuckin cow

+++

versace lady jane

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:10:52]
+++
Korn
'Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere'
+++

ya know that chick

in th latest

come to new zealand ad

fr th spring

looks like jane's daughter

not that she's missing mind

+++

sounds like her
looks like her and

well jane had her photo taken a lot

+++

hard to picture that guy as a millionaire

down to earth

+++

be quiet pete
i dont think they know about their sister

+++

i know u do

+++

i heard this chick

on th elly

th most annoying kiwi voice

fuck no

versace lady jane has pulled a job on telly

ah no

+++

why did i go there

cause th car ws pickin th route

i looked up and

saw a street sign

with ry last name on it

+++

and it's father's day

+++

also step father's day

+++

tinnie in hand

throw some drug

on th table to be chopped into th bowl

already out

gday

+++

i wasnt game t ask pete

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:15:44]
+++
Something for Kate
'Three Dimensions'
+++

jst in case

+++

every time that ad

comes on

a chill goes down my spine

+++

sprung's here

stop showin it

+++

too good lookin
too breezy

never heard wot anybody has ever said
ever

+++

only if yr a chick

+++

tell it to a chick
and get her to tell er

worked last time

+++

i'm laughin

+++

i'm bored with sophie formica

did ya see th troweled makeup

put th river fireworks to shame

+++

"worse were anna coren's kinky boots"

wot was she thinking ?

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:19:48]
+++
Midnight Oil
'Short Memory'
+++

sorry i forgot she ws a blonde

+++

th current affairs show swill

do anything

+++

nah leave it

+++

i shouldnt have skited so much
about gettin away with drink driving

and then done it
with th boys along

it's all his fault

+++

all's well

that ends well

+++

will u be on th road

when yr licence comes back ?

good

+++

seven falcons in th yard at present

he wants to drive a commodore

+++

if u have to

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:23:42]
+++
Ray Stevens
'Witchdoctor'
+++

dunno if i can put a good juju curse

on a holden commodore

+++

sounds odd

+++

dont wanna attempt it

u ever gotten black magic blowback ?

+++

th olympics ?

well

it aint illegal to

put in a witchdoctor curse

as i read th rules

+++

aussie aussie aussie

oy oy oy

+++

because we can man

+++

completely undetectable

black magic

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:26:40]
+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++

damn straight
th law doesnt recognise magic exists

open slather

+++

.
.

"same dog"
"different leg action"

wot th fuck ws that about ?

+++

"sorry i was elsewhere"

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:28:42]
+++
Massive Attack
'Protection'
+++

i liked yr exist frm th skatebowl black

along th hill

sideways

in th gravel

on th steep hill

cut thru th posts and

jump off th gutter

no falls

+++

i had 20 in th bowl

jst half cut

havin a good time

got nuthin to prove

+++

no grazes

jst step offs

+++

th edge didnt call me over

fr a change

i didnt have to be

th hottest pilot in th bowl

content t watch pinkie gettin air

+++

i did air down though

bigger slides in th gravel

+++

one young man

worked up th nads to come ask a

unicycle question

+++

th other fourty yr old hippie in th bowl

was on a skateboard

+++

not bad

took on that wall

+++

no-one
said anythin stupid t me

while i was in th bowl

a damn good bowl

rare as

+++

i didnt hide in my music

left th mp3 player in th car

+++

th vice president
of a motorcycle club in me though

was evident

+++

i parked
nxt to pinkie's ford

with my ford

he was wrenchin

a sure sign he rides hard

+++

didnt introduce mys

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:36:39]
+++
Korn
'Korn - My Gift To You'
+++

elf as blackie

+++

bt th

abo elder hair

way below my shoulders

th fro

is a dead giveaway

+++

small chainwheel and

a small frame

+++

i scoped his rubber and

watched how it went

down th wall

+++

he's gotta have a

split tyre inside that one

bet ya he wont cop to it

+++

i wont cop to how we
made this

monoshock unicycle handle

+++

nippleclamp loved th fuckin dirt today

wouldnt stay on th concrete

not that it ws that clean

+++

on ya nippleclamp

did ya see that kid's eyes ?

+++

huge as saucers

+++

i'd jst dropped a one metre long slide

on one wheel

+++

scuse i

+++

hmm

+++

th maniacs in th bowl

everybody else watches out fr em

they dont watch out fr u

+++

i had oen near collision

and that ws pinkie comin too close

a bit loose

actually

we were both a bit loose

+++

i punted it down a coupel of
th cleaner steep bits

without th coping

th bunny hop

to get over em

upsets th

tyre when she hits th

fuckin paint

+++

really nice fly nippleclamp

+++

ta muchly

+++

i picked th ugliest place
t pull a gutter jump

half th gutter missing

on both sides of th top

+++

it came off

means

i stayed on

+++

i spell confiedence

u n i c y c l e

although occasionally

it comes out

uniqcycle

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:45:38]
+++
Freefall 68
'Freefall - Skydive'
+++

i wasnt drunk enough ok

four bourbons only

+++

u have to have slid
downa wall

with a unicycle riding u

to understand

+++

it's a fixed wheel

it has to slide goin down th wall

and jst right

+++

i didnt fluff

any of th downs

as usual

"mostly"

+++

hi ho nippleclamp

away

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.

it's th other pinkie that bothers me

+++

i already had a mate called pinkie

on th carnival

+++

not him

it's a girl

+++

pls buy her a ballgag fr xmas

she said ya know wot she wants

is better than buyin her a playstation five

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:50:15]
+++
Disturbed
'Down With The Sickness'
+++