MAYHEM, VIOLENCE, bad puppie dogs, put down that woman
+++

drop it mungrel

.
.
.

and th other half

dont know where she's been

+++

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+++
Roberta Flack
'The First time Ever I saw Your'
+++

ya fuckin mungrels

+++

wanna game of soccer with her head ?

just kidding

i'd have t put my steel cap boots on

+++

in unrelated news

a number of australian men
were found behind th machine shops

playin russian roullette today

at th news that

antonia kidman

was back on th market

+++

very scary

+++

some say
cuter than her sister nicole
some say

get me th fuck out of here

+++

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+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'Amorous'
+++

if she starts rootin yr leg just

dont do anythin man

bad dog

+++

more drugs over here thang...

.
.
.

that hand gets

slower evry day

+++

i wonder if yr brother
that worked for gomez addams
used to smoke

drugs out of th mullbowl too

+++

i know goez didnt class it as mastrbation
it was when he found thing

in bed with morticia

man

+++

how do ya torture a

hand

+++

we'll need
a five foot ten inch blond

two five inch n
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+++
The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
+++

ails

and a hammer

+++

i'll teach it to play

hammertoe

+++

u will talk u know

+++

cured five

autistic kids this week

+++

reckons her sister is
taller than that

we can shrink th bitch u know

+++

easier to take away
than to add

+++

bad puppie dogs

+++

still a bit

merry frm th weekend

+++

mad page three model bitch

+++

if ya didnt photograph so nice i'd

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:46:52]
+++
Modern English
'Melt With You'
+++

i'm not in luv

+++

still puttin shit on female celebrities

+++

and stop callin me a
celebrity

cow

i said i was not

going to perform

+++

ended up in th surf
on a unicycle

riskin drunken fuckwits

runnin otu to take out th clown

whiel th unicycle

on th edge of it;s
performance envelope

+++

at th fabricators shed this morning

we were out wi th firehose

gettin as much water as we could

into th bearings

fuckin salt water

so much fun to play in

+++

"th cuddle was worth it"

+++

ok man

+++

thang

SLAM

..
.

just th cricket bat thang

wait till t h thrwoin axe arrives

+++

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+++
The Kinks
'You Really Got Me'
+++

HA

+++

got im

+++

it's just liek a paper cut in th web

+++

he be walkin funny for days

+++

catwoman
was
tellin tales of

morticia's advenbtures again

when we on th piss

late saturday night

+++

and some of ours

hey girl

+++

i did not dirty dance with that woman

+++

well

+++

we changed themes and

headbanged at th blues festival

we both got th hair for it

big hair

+++

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+++
Cake
'Going the Distance'
+++

sometin about punting an experimental unicycle

thru a blues festival crowd

+++

fuck i was out of it

+++

catwmaon slope doff

to buy somemore bourbons and

i sat with th
toddler
asleep in his pram

facinth wrong way
on th closed street

with th

suspension monoshock unicycle
layin beside me

about fifteen ppl
stopped to say gday

yeah she is fun in th surf

+++

coated in sand and

th wizard is just kickin back ok

drop dead gorgeous
has sloped off to th bottlo

she'll get served faster than me

+++

oh ehllo u

+++

we made some friends

+++

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+++
James Blunt
'Goodbye My Lover'
+++

if iw as any mor eout of it

i probly

still woulda been out on th street

doin broadslides on th unicycle

she shouldnt encourage me

+++

damn

+++

something about a pretty girl

+++

she walked up
saw th

measure of th
talent i was sittin with and

didnt come up for a second conversation

+++

this maori chick
asked yesterday arv

down at tweed heads

lovely lady

such nice hospitality

how do i handle th chicks

i dont stop

as a rule

+++

then asked me for another

land surfing demo

+++

her boyrfriend
so out of it

he wobbled back to th unit

we all did about th same amount ofcones and

we'd had a coupel bourbons
before arriving and

we were all out of it

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:00:31]
+++
The Kinks
'A Well Respected Man'
+++

up to nine bourbons and
th uncicyle still fits perfect
after that

it starts to get loose

afte rmidnight

i liked to start

with nine bourbons

it;s looser

+++

jumpn traffic islands

+++

listening to catwoman
tellin em

about my unicycle

goin down

murwillambahs skatebowl wall

hello

i'm back again

+++

we stayed out of th bowls this weekend

+++

flight test
went into

a rock venue

+++

yackin with it;s fabricator

over a cone

this morning

they arent expecting

amad uncicyle
to cum around em

at speed

oh yeah man

lotsa slides

+++

never seen that

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:03:12]
+++
The Kinks
'Lola'
+++

think diesel was on stage and

no-one complained when i walked it thru th gate

distracted by th hot redhead maybe

hmm

+++

apparently

we had a

security guard

standin close

when we picked a possie

+++

never said anythin

+++

wot did u tell em at th gate girl ?

+++

it had a bright redlight
flashin on th beast

all th time
ya dont wanna trip over it

+++

u were well received nippleclamp

+++

avoided most of th cameras

+++

good girl

+++

havent u ever sena grwon man dance on a unicycle before ?

+++

hwo's this catwoman ?

radar

on mash

his second name

is eugene too

weird

+++

i got inbuil tradar
why i havent hit a pedestrian
and put em in hospit

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:07:18]
+++
Garbage
'Queer'
+++

al in 7 yrs

+++

extreme unicycling

they;re all mindless missiles

those human beings

+++

specially when they
congregate

mob behaviour

+++

i made it out of th surf
withotu soem drunk fuckwit

tryin to take out th clown

in th surf

breathed a huge
sigh of relief and

rode better for th ppl's
after that

+++

catwoman

tryin to figure out

how many

smiles on dials

we racked up

art for art's sake

u know

+++

a few babe

+++

just fuckin spun

+++

"genie"

+++

yeah alright dickhead

+++

we havent heard frm uncle gene in a while

where are ya genie ?

he got his boat bakc in th water ?

+++

mad dutchman

+++

beena whiuelsince
catwamoan

wa sa page three model

she still got it

+++

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+++
Canned Heat
'Going Up The Country (Woodstoc'
+++

she wants to move back
to th bush

mad hippie chick

+++

who loves to dance

+++

th fuckers let me take my wheelchair in

only got one wheel

and were mellow as

lovely blues on broadbeach festival

+++

gotta build that
surf stroller

for cartin younguns
on th beach

+++

huge market

+++

we worked out th

design criteria

at table

on th weekend but

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:14:54]
+++
Fleetwood Mac
'The Chain'
+++

couldnt it have a
jewellery picker upper

built in
a catch tray underneath

oh

other way

we motorise it

electrical assistance

+++

i was conceived somewhere around here

+++

th old lady was
workin up there

in th chevron
at th time

+++

i guess it;s
same rules as

motorisin

bicycles and
skateboards and

hmm
unicycles

200 watts max

+++

yeah right cunt

+++

my jap multi
sidecar

that used ot pull
oen wheel wheelies leavint h pug

was an 1100 c unicycle
with five grears

+++

they so slow these manufacturers

+++

i found a two speed uni
for sale on th net

trippy

+++

we already done th

testing

we can make those transitions

clean concrete drain to
mossy rain

adn th wheel spinning
two for one

giv eme 7 gears man

watch th safety bicycles

get fuckin skittled

+++

fuckin girls bikes

got a diamond frame and
two wheels

not even an
ordinary bicycle

safety bicycle = girls bike

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:19:24]
+++
Regurgitator
'Social Disaster'
+++

wikkipeida
ahead of most

nice coverage of th unicycle
evenknow when th fuckers started to go crazy

in th eighties

+++

one livin in th sidecar of mine

that wouldnt stay on three wheels

+++

up on two wheels
th boat int h air
leavint h pub
then

freerev

to nien grand

jap multi

high performanc emotor

lift th whoel lot

onto one wheel

fuck

th unicycle fell out

huge slide

+++

pull a ewie
cant have that

thank th god of ockie straps

+++

hey rohan

+++

had a
rottwe

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:22:35]
+++
Members of Mayday
'Members Of Mayday - 10 in 01'
+++

iler

livin in his sidecar

a three man sidecar

and it filled it

needed a thirteen hundred kwaka

to haul it

nuthing
touched rockin rohan's

sidecar

+++

if ya get past his
mastiffs

th snakes are

probly roamin th house

i wouldnt man

+++

so many lethal critters in this country

+++

me and th maori lady
had a few

usual aggressive words

she made me cuddle her
before she let me leave

+++

hmmm

+++

i di get warning

+++

i was doin
slides

at th frnt of th parked car

in th carpark

pullin up at a dead stop
a foot off th bumper and

another lap they askin for

dotn bother stoppin just

rid eoff th tirck and

sailin again

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:25:44]
+++
Gorillaz
'DARE'
+++

playin chicken
with parked cars

its not my car

+++

aired down to about
ten pound

th little knobbie tyre

makes suitable noise

who needs fuckin brakes cunt

+++

umm
i do

+++

if we manage seven speeds

we gotta pullt hbitch up

at over twnety odd k

th unicycle

breaks work

+++

our last trial build

brakes ont h uni

was under th seat post

handle

feels odd

+++

thinkin on
motorized skateboard

controls

+++

a handheld controller

+++

cable hydraulic trippy

+++

trippy th hydro kangaroo

+++

fuck they got waste dman
dont know wot they used to smokin

though is did taste theirs

just an emergency bud

floatin around th car
left th stash up th road

+++

so much resin man

th witchdcotor scores good weed huh

+++

cool man

+++

fuck he was shitfaced

+++

couldnt believe
iw as throwin nbippleclamp
around

liek a bitch

th mad uni

and after three bongs

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:29:47]
+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++

it's all good brother

+++

he got a two speed hub
up and running trippy

we lsoint h egde

but our suspension system

stoelen frm th front end
of a modified sidecar

just ridint h frnt end
of th modified sidecar

he gets it

+++

too many pics bein taken trippy

+++

th nxt
prototype
also gunn ab ei nsteel

movin to th 26

+++

had this guy trippe dout
talkin about ridin

sixty inch
solo wheels

in th larger surf

we will man

drag is th killer but

stay in th white water

+++

it be liek th

old peny farthing

th downtube
follwin down th big
wheel and

we have a tail

that sits int h back of th wave

offset i think

can i have control of

th rudder pls

th surf unicycle

mark two

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:33:31]
+++
Arlo Guthrie
'Alice'S Restaurant Massacree'
+++

fuck arlo man
th first version

worked so good
we wore it out

+++

built in obsolesence
workin in th

salt and sand

+++

but

when ya catch a wave man

onth

27

th tail hangin int h back of th wave

wherei got th idea

liek turbo charging

is awesome ride

+++

we need gears and

we'll have to stay
between th flags

in th surfing zone

u not

supposedot be

swimming in th this region

u are not

covered

+++

th surfin wheels will run u over

+++

th early one would

ride int wo feet of water

so light htat

half bicycle

+++

least drag
smalles footprint

low tide

int h white water

with deflated tyres down to

12 lb

+++

flat tyre city

+++

nippleclamp

bigger footprint

th knobbie

too big for serious surf

+++

ic an ride a uncicyle
with aflat tyre

lost it

in th surf somewhere

didnt feel it go

+++

more drugs over here ///

.
.
.

+++

dont get in th road of th big wheel

+++

yr a pedestrian

in a designated surfing zone

+++

u swim between those flags

we surf between em too

we just got th other side

+++

fuck off cunt

+++

we losin too many tourists

in th wild surf

+++

we call them sad tourists cause they

s ee
a ustralia and
d ie

+++

i bet u she can sing
an e flat above high c

give me th five inch nail

+++

told this chick i;d tie her to chlothesline fo r week

and she'd fit those jeans

and she;d thank me for it afterwards and

she agreed

+++

i even said i;d only water her twice in th week but

she was still good about it

+++

ah man

+++

no different frm starving
special patrol group

stupid hamster

+++

u have to fit this bikini by friday

+++

hmm

+++

once a model
always a model

+++

she showed me this photograph of er

not a yr ago
and

i couldnt recognise th bitch

+++

alright chameleon
who;s this chick

oh it;s u

+++

damn

+++

u mean ppl seein me cartin this out

+++

fuck

+++

no wonder that hot redhead
jumped up

on th podium with us that night

+++

damn she wanted to fuck u too

+++

straightest chick i know

+++

ya missed out catwoman

she was good

we both dirty danced wi her for three hours

+++

if she handt of
jumped on yr boyfirend at th time

things coulda been much different

fuckin redheads

+++

i know rohan
i married a

six foot one inch
she was taller than that

redhead
on a harley to led zeppelin

she knows

+++

when i was cartin versace lady jane around

another hot redhead

she told er

+++

was fun knockin aorudn with pair of them but

wouldnt do it for more than three days

+++

one of em

would punch th other out

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:50:37]
+++
Nirvana
'Breed'
+++

ah man
i'm past commentating on cat fights

that tiem with gooey

watchin donna dumb cunt and
mole inda

beatin shit out of each other

+++

we'd been four in a bed and

donna

decide fto swap partners in th intermission

me and gooey just

both cracked a new stubbie
and drank beer while

commentating on th fight

+++

we'll get dressed after th bitches get tired and

get back on th bikes and take em home

i'm puttin money on melinda

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:53:40]
+++
The Kinks
'Apeman'
+++

one eighth aboriginal and

she won her share of chick fights
in th girls dunnies at th pub

+++

would fall asleep
on th bakc of th bike

everywhere

no shit melinda

i thought i wa sont h sidecar

too drunk

we tookt h toy

hundred cc bike

solo and

i;ve just gotten off it and

walked away

wihtout puttin down th stand

she stayed upright ten seconds

i got thru th gate man

was funny as till
it started burnin into her leg

hto exhaust
i todl ya

stop fallin asleep onth bike

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:57:36]
+++
David Bowie
'Under pressure'
+++

damn

ok

it was abotu when

we were listenin t this

i'm old ok

jsut young int h head

+++

th body wont
exit puberty

bastard

+++

sore nuts

+++

it'll take four days
to get catwoman
our of my

sensitive body;s

memory

+++

she;s worth it

+++

we have fun

+++

little brother says i stuck in teenage

my mind startin to agree

i'm startin to see

at least th first
four hundred yrs

i wander this earth and

others

+++

my forever eyes
stll scanning forward
for my death and

i cant see it

+++

i remember being born

+++

wot my name is

here wipe this

+++

i dotn rememebr th ending'

little black bastard

+++

h

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:01:45]
+++
The Geraldine Fibbers
'The Geraldine Fibbers : Dragon'
+++

dragon lady

+++

tryin to

figure out

at which second i was born

+++

if i came out
like my firstborn son did

but
very few remember me

ever bein anywhere

here wipe this

memory

+++

i was there
i got photos and

my diary page but
she's forgotten i was there

kuta lady

+++

th whole family

+++

it;s a witchdoctor gift

+++

come on forever eyes
i dont want to

live forever

would i jump
into skatebowls on a unicycle if i wanted to

fuckin perverse universe

+++

workin agin me

+++

wot it gets
for bein made form an
infinitely small particle

+++

has to be opposite of
an infinitely large universe

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:06:35]
+++
Massive Attack
'Protection'
+++

i get it

the universe

has to break th rules of th universe

+++

for every action

there's an equal and opposite reaction

+++

if th universe
wasnt made of

nothing
and break it;s own rules

then it wouldnt work

+++

th is
not is

nature of th uni verse

+++

is this
wot i;ve ridden unicycles for
21 yrs for

zen
and th art of unicycle maintenance

+++

this guy agreed
th other night
and

thoguht abotu it

some times

we have to rememebr

it is all made out of nothing

+++

george harrison's view

a big

cartoon universe

i think he understood

+++

keep it simple stupid

wot is th secret

of th universe

+++

th basic premise

+++

an unequal equation

+++

but in

balance

+++

if there is not time
and space

we dont neeed

gazillions of

tiny dots

infinitely small particles

just one

+++

a singularity

which paints a universe

that has no end

+++

th infinite uni verse

used to boggle th mind

no more so

to think small

+++

anything is

possible

+++

and law and order

want a speed limit

on th universe

yeah right

+++

u dont understand th universe

+++

so wrappedup in

god

some guy in white robes

up in th clouds

from prehistoric times

+++

grow up

pls

+++

fuckin
neotenous species

adult in it;s
juvenile form

+++

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+++
Basement Jaxx
'Where's Your Head At'
+++

u dont think u ppl behave as adults do u ?

+++

u grew up

+++

and out of puberty

+++

watchin my friends and family
growin old

whiel thay all bitch

my body is still

like it was when it was eighteen

i pay a price cunt

+++

sore balls for th most part

evry day

fuckin teasin bitches

+++

if i didnt have marijuana
and a unicycle

i wouldnt be hangin out
with a page three model

+++

a classic australian mag

+++

preferr ya in th flesh
woddya mean

does yr bum look big in this

if we go over light spped
u can see for yrself

i told you were cute

walkin thru th door

+++

this dude ordered a special ocarina
pottery

i screed and

suigeested a black hole

with s ingulairyt

runnint h other way form th

explosion

+++

he went ballistic

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:19:17]
+++
Paul McCartney & Wings
'Uncle Albert'
+++

one of his fave

thignsa to read about

black holes

loves em

toldim th

spaceship tale

quarte rmillion kiloemtrelong
spaceship

i;d put ont h net

two nights earlier

a psi fi tale and he

creamed man

he does dig black holes

+++

if we throw in a singularity
and a pinch

it;;ll explode and giveus some of that mass

and huge diamonds

fopr lining ht insid eof th ship

he even understood

hwo th ship

has to keep growin

i gave him th

feeding istructions

+++

its a shark starship

+++

and one of em

will swallow a black hole

one day

+++

we'll run around

blowin em up

+++

catwoman
threw a book past my eyes
on th aztecs

i read th whoel thing

th young fella bathing and

eating

pottery ocarinas hey

+++

hmm

+++

i got two commisions for new

ocarinas

maybe if i

do a

collection

+++

th toilet ocarina
he liked th sound of

had to open up th

top chamber

to get it to sound right

in th wet clay

+++

thrwoin wire
into th pottery matrix

it came out of th pores

we can build with it

like steel reinforced concrete

+++

to

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:24:02]
+++
?
'?'
+++

set th diamonds in

+++

high temp ceramic and

steel wire thru th pores

th entire inner wall
ofth ship
and outer

ablative

big mouth and

big arse

+++

we want

everything to fall

to th rear

even when stationary

+++

it'll do it anyway
if it flies far enough

+++

snap off tail

one of th weapons

+++

with open gills and

lotsa litle things flyin thru and round it

where's that confounded bridge ?

+++

hard to see

+++

when robert plant sang

has anybody seen the bridge ?

i'm a background singer
i know wot he was singin about but

him and i both know th power of
music

+++

usedot make shivers run up my spine

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:27:57]
+++
Blind Melon
'No Rain'
+++

this song
to sing

gotta be a singer to understand

and th guy is dead

+++

when cat stevens
sings

longer boats

i

trip somethin feirce

+++

th magic mushies

i blame

+++

th flashbacks can

take u

+++

well
i ran my spaceship
theory

past a real human and

he fuckin near ejaculated

loves it

+++

so many diamonds man

smalla nd

large

th nut crackers

built into th ull

th helix inside

with switchbalc curves

and

smaller ships hunting inside th beast

hangin outsid ehoels

th siz eof which

arent bigger than their mouths

tilltehy can face

th big crossings

th things i see

are huge

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:31:41]
+++
AC
'Walk All Over You'
+++

acdc computer

+++

that tag needs fixing
or i gotta finish that prgoram that listens to th song

+++

wot was it called

"jenny.exe"

+++

i look up into th heavens

not necessary

i can look thru th earth now

old

trained psychic

and i find lost humans in

th hugest ships

+++

lookin forward in
time

even though i know
it doesnt exist

+++

fuck i wish space was empty

th drugs i consume man

+++

if i can put a travel warning on indonesia
seven days before her capital goes

two thirds underwater

i can

adn more than once

can i turst this
vision of htis

huge diamond encrusted starship

+++

its so thick man

and th computers put in

any amount of tunnels

fo rother shit

as she abulding
frm th outside in

+++

but frm a distance

th outer hull looks smooth

woudl swallow red dwarf and

go lookinf or her sister ships

++

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+++
City High
'Cats And Dogs'
+++

swallow yr mining vessel whole

thsi a lter

human mining vessel

it eats planets

+++

flakes em off a bit at a time

as they skitter down th

inside of th huge starship

trps colelcting dust

after th first hundred thosuand kilomteres of
diaomond encrusted

wall

th ship can build anything

and destroy most things

+++

heavy metals

collected here

+++

liek a giant diffraction column

+++

always builidng and

when evr th thing salows down th

robots go inside

to put in new

hueg planetary and

larger

diamonds

th pressure needed to
make th big buggers

they tougher than regular diamonds

+++

but

th universe is

big

+++

th environementalist screamin

we kiillin a bunch of planets for

oen spaceship

+++
doesnt undersdtand

th universe

+++

an idiot

+++

th hot redhead
vegetarian
bought me soem lamb roast

she's not an idiot

+++

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+++
Bob Marley
'Jammin'
+++

huge diamonds

i was explainin my

weird psi fi talei;d written to this guy

th girls were

listentingto and

eyes liek saucers

th things we'll pull out of

black holes

+++

we were a bit

out of it

+++

i watched it man
th other end was runnin away

it got away
even after th thing burst

+++

a teardrop
with a helix twist

in a pottery ocarina

i'll make it big dude

could be interesting

+++

it threw a pile of mass at me

in retrospect

+++

and took off for th weeds

we will catch some of em

+++

how big do we have to build ?

+++

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+++
Nine Inch Nails
'Nine Inch Nails - Fuck You Lik'
+++

to fuck u liek an animal

+++

th only way
we find out wt a planet really mad eof

is to go to
another planetary systema nd

lob in enough nukes to crack th prick and then

eat th evidence

thru a shark class starship

seen it

+++

up till then

it;s all fuckin theory

+++

how big does a rock have to be

to squash th carbon deposits
inisde it

to make huge diamonds

+++

no wumm
how do we get rid of this

ewxcess carbon

we got blowin round everyhwere

fuckin idiots

just dont wanna spend th money

compress it

+++

surely we can take th o2 out

frm co2

+++

we can do most things

+++

when th first bright bugger goes

lets take th extra seawater we dotn need

out into space

and stor it there

for later use in space

+++

crazy eddie

+++

they'll have to burn water to do it

well

methane hydrate

water ice with
methane in it

stacks of it under th ocean

+++

ah yeah but

will we find htat
under other

open water seas

means th temp right for life and

methane generation

+++

our water landing

space shuttles

will find out

+++

pls pls pls

+++

be a primitive alien planet

dont shoot me

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:51:06]
+++
Ted Mulry Gang
'JUMP IN MY CAR'
+++

have to jump back in my car and

blow yr whole planet up

+++

but that;s a crime

without th man investigating first

+++

if they ever find out about it

+++

nobody saw me do it

it never fuckin happened

+++

fuckin idiot
didnt see th

huge shark class psaceship

blottin out

half of his heavens

and took a potshot at me

fuck u cunt

feelin mean today

+++

i'll just take heavy mnetals and

planet diamonds and

make a killing on th deal

i kill squillions of beings

on a daily basis

space is big

+++

be psychic enough not to get taken

its yr only

defense

+

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+++
Jewel
'Standing Still'
+++

like killgore
in

good morning vietnam

he wont get hit

too fuckin confident

+++

doesnt care

+++

they;ve pussifed our species so much

th pricks would make us

wear safety helmets

as we go over ligth spped

if ya hit somethin

and u arent a lot bigger than they are

night night

+++

it aint empty and

it;s there for taking

why we fuckin around here

+++

"religion"

+++

ya reckon

"positive"

"th greeks had steam opening their"
"temple doors"

"two thousand yrs ago"

cunts

+++

"a religious secret"

wot else do they keep secret ?

+++

hmm

+++

no secrets
is th answer

we'd be

in other star stystems already

about

AD 1520 if

my psychic mind reads it right

+++

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+++
Korn
'Korn - My Gift To You'
+++

my gift

+++

coffee and a bong...

.
.
.

u can too

who's stoppin ya ?

they not game

to test us

en masse

ojth sid es of th road yet

for drugs

they knwo how many of us

travellin stoend to work

evry day

+++

endemic

+++

.
.
.
.

..

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+++
Massive Attack
'09 - hymn of the big wheel.mp'
+++

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+++
?
'?'
+++

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+++
Jewel
'I Won't Walk Away'
+++

sorry psychic blog

south park was on and

drugs dont smoke emselves

+++

i knew she was cute
i didnt know she was that cute

+++

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+++
The Kinks
'Better Things'
+++

i dont wanna see any more photos
i cart out th chick

+++

blew my mind

+++

fuckin witch
she's had five kids

and she can still look liek she in her twenties

for th camera

+++

smile

+++

rub two faggots together

and u can make a fire

ya have t tie em
to th frnt of bulldozers and

have fast hydraulics and

one of em generally
clicks his bic

lighter

but ya can do it

+++

kenny's spirit
doesnt mumble

thru his clothes

+++

stuck in cartman

+++

.
.
.

i want u to remember
that flinging dogshit at yr neighbour
with a mower

is considered
unruly behaviour

+++

i was usin a tractor

+++

here puppie dogs

u mungrels been fed yet ?

.
.
.

they didnt try to eat me
when i got my orange juice so

i think it;s all good

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.

tryin to get used to

goin back to livin

two and half men

th young fella is home

again

+++

th night before ya ran away
my psychic diary was

titled

one of my babies is missing

not much we miss

+++

i'll tell im about it
once he;s settled down

no mate
we both knew a day or so

before ya split

yr uncle and yr father

both psychic

+++

we talked about
runnin otu and trackin ya down

we wer eboth headed to
either to
o r
past th town u were in but

we decided to let ya run and

wear th consequuences

+++

i think he's moved in for good this time

+++

we can generally track im down

but he;s one of us

+++

yr grandfather
was only a yr older than u

when he jumped a border
with a luger in his hand

+++

yr old man was
goin to th truck show there

and i ahd a date with th hot redhead
down th edge of th island

had to pass thru
where ya were

+++

i';d cringe less it if
wasnt to do with

safety bicycles but

u know better

+++

no brother

i was at a rockvenue

stuffin nippleclamp thru th crowd

fuckin insane unicycle

+++

i missed this chick';s

leg by about a foot

and was sideways

i thought it was touch and go but

th knobie hung on

pitchie

grass and

trampled to death

outside

on th foreshore

+++

was fun as man

+++

she saw somethin new

+++

whit ejack
dragged me back to meet er

crawled aruound her three times

oh hello

+++

learned to walk but
prefers to crawl

i'm his minder
he got

walkabout disease
hittin early

we dont discourage these things...

+++

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+++
Kylie Minogue
'Sweet Music'
+++

yr mum says it was yr
second rockconcert white jack

+++

lost is mum

wi his minder in tow

th wizard

th little bugger got given a wee football

by a little girl
who loved him

that had wizard written on it

+++

soem kind of
loan promotion

wizard indeed

+++

th redhead
liekd it ok

really...
+++

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+++
The Prodigy
'Firestarter'
+++