Lost Bloggers of the Outernet (part seven)
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Led Zeppelin
'Dazed And Confused'
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how can this guy be lost
on a known planet in a known star system

called off xmas leave

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i'm stayin at little brothers
down on earth

on th edge of brisbane
up pine river way

normally my ship would be parked in th river bt

its in th inland sea

out near woomera
gettin repairs

i dont even know if it;s fixed yet

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better read th orders again

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nothin goin t that star system is comin home

oh great

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is close too

81 light yrs
give or take

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i'll have t come at it sideways

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scuse i diary
ringin th dry dock

is my bloody ship floating yet ?

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they got a rush order and
it'll be afloat when i get there

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i need a lift to th airport bro

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stinkin hot bt
i'm enjoyin th land surfin

th unicycle isnt th same aboard ship

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gotta split on boxing day ok

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seems weird
catchin a flyin boat

out t wot was
desert

bt then
my starship is also a

flyin boat

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The Black Eyed Peas
'My Humps'
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ok computer

a few bumps stickin outta th upper hull

still designed to come back thru atmosphere

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be nice to get back home

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not fully comfortable if there;s a
human within five light yrs

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hmm
all th damage repaired

frm th last rescue mission and

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Frank & Nancy Sinatra
'Something Stupid'
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it is stupid
this cove isnt lost

why me

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alcor

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be fucked

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off up th left of th big dipper and

lots of water on that planet

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i'll log onto th outernet and
read his blog fr a bit

wot is th problem ?

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somethin big and solid between here

and there

so

space is littered with sdtray planets and

bigger things

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why dont ya jst pick another route

is clearly marked in th tank

dont take this route

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Kevin Bloody Wilson
'Wow Did I Get Whacked'
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ya will be whacked

killed that is

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wot's wrong with th side route via ursa minor

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dickhead

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i'll come frm th opposite direction and

oh dear

we're at war

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are they really flingin rocks at us

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Joy Division
'Love Will Tear Us Apart'
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81 light yrs is a long way
to be havin an argument bt

in this day and age

it;s jst a hop
skip

and several jumps

five i think

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poor little boy

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it clearly says
to stay out of this region

why

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bloody teenagers

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i cn talk
th perennial teenager

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hi

i'm on my way

comin in frm

th opposite direction

i know this star i cn jump frm

cant see it frm earth anymore

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if my ship gets shot up again

u pay mungrel

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captains log

i didnt poo my pants tpoday
or yesterday fr that matter

there;s always tomorrow

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Massive Attack
'Inertia Creeps'
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abandon shit

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i'll cum back ok

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thousands of th mungrels

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yr in a spot of trouble

i say we leave ya there bt

i'm doin comunity service

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ppl smugglin is a crime they say

got caught sneakin five hundred souls frm
nigell four to nigel six

and they;re at war with each other

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the man isnt affiliated with either
dont know why i'm in trouble

yr in trouble dude

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time to brave th swarm

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land on a another alien sea and

try to rescue another

lost blogger of th outernet

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stop screamin ya mungrel
i'm callin in reinforcements

th space navy

we'll soon have a
25 thousand kilometre long

space whale

flyin in to their patch of space

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while i'm waitin i
better debug jenny.exe

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tell me th outcome dear

NEXT

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T - Rex
'Metal Guru'
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my metal guru

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they're an older civilization than we are

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so
we build big

huge rocks floatin around

in space

mindless missiles all

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th cavalry;s arrived diary

while they're keepin em busy

i get to land in a another alien sea

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if my outer skin gets shot up

i wont go thru atmos

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City High
'Sista'
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phere

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city high hey

their atmosphere peters out at
112 klicks high

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how many in yr party ?

abandon yr ship and

be in yr life raft ok

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landed to pick up sea water

an emergency he says

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dickhead
cant read

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had warnings about this planet
long before we perfected th space drive

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[party of five all aboard]

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hope th navy are still coverin me

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this is a stealth craft
radar jst bounces off it

scattered

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pray they dont eyeball us

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u ok if i
jst drop with th navy i

too long in mixed company ok

th ships scrubbers

havin a hard time with th female pheremones

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Nine Inch Nails
'Fuck You Like An Animal'
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if u dont get off my ship

pronto

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allergic to chicks still

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cn i tell u some other sixty seconds

dodgin rocks at th mo

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ok
pile into th escape pod and

my ship will eject u into an orbit that'll

land u with th navy

yr welcome

jst doin community service

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ok computer

pick a direction

any direction

lets get th fuck out of here

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Van Morrison
'Ain't No Sunshine'
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no bloody stars here man

th rift

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a thousand light yrs wide and

not one light in th void

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wot went thru here

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shiver up my spine

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at least

that blogger isnt

screamin about bein stuck anymore

u werent lost man

jst riskin yr hide

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wait till u get th bill

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Contours
'Now That I Can Dance'
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do you love me

lyric

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u wont when u get th bill

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my bill
th navy;s and

th lost bloggers of the outernet service

charge like wounded bulls

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cant understand how little brother wants to live on a

planet

bloody accretion ball

rocks fallin out of th sky forever more

easier to dodge in space

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inth rift

i cn sleep peacefull

my psychic sentries

finally get to rest

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a huge
black hole been thru here

yeah i know

is badly named

a big black ball

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it; leaves a black hole in it;s wake

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ok computer

jst stay in it;s wake

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gvie me a week and
i go back to huntin blue planets

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Wolfmother
'Minds eye'
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sing to a star
out there in th void

and if it sing s back

gorgeous

i fly to investigate

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close my eyes and
if i see

3 x A10 fruit salad

in my mind;s eye

it aint populated

well

cept maybe by intelligent planets

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[some comments made in yr blog captain]
so

i dont read comment
unless it;s official

i live fr me

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Yothu Yindi
'Romance At Garma'
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Mudvayne
'Death Blooms'
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pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
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how long ago did i record this ?

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set th ship rotating

think i'll go fr a surf on one wheel

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love ya HARD

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i ejaculate therefore i am
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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

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Easy Star All Stars
'Money (Extended Version)'
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