Here's the quote:
"But that's another thing I should probably tell you - I'm not gay. I'll
tell you what happened - I was at a party, it doesn't matter whose house it
was, but.. alright, it was Mario van Peebles' house. So, anyway, I'm with a
whole bunch of people hanging out at the above ground pool, just a bunch of
people, names are not important. Anyway, everyone's telling stories, and
everybody's trying to top each other.. so LeVar Burton says he just went to
Cancun. And then Gary Busey says, "I just got a mini-fridge." And, if that's
not making me feel bad enough, then Kathy Griffin says, "I'm gonna start
parting my hair down the side instead of in the middle." You know, where do
I go, what do I do to top that? So I said, "I'm gay." And that shut them up.
"
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01imono.phtml
W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)