| Re: [HUMOR] - Easiest Classes at Starfleet Academy |
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Group: alt.startrek · Group Profile
Author: Doc MartianDoc Martian Date: Sep 7, 2008 22:52
"David McElheney" wrote in message
news:1s9gb4ltkof6i3hij0tf97mor1qtcplsro@4ax.com...
> With the end of summer, it's time to head back to school for students
> all over the galaxy. Nearly every school has that typical "Easy A"
> course that everyone took just to show their parents they were doing
> good in school. Starfleet Academy is no exception...
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> Easiest Classes at Starfleet Academy
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> Animal Husbandry 101: Tribble Breeding
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> Comm 112: Opening Hailing Frequencies
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> Dramatic ... Pause ... Two ... Oh Two
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> Beaming Up 101, followed by Beaming Down 102
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> Fashion 101: Conforming to the Standard Issue Dress Code
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> Bio 101: Where Are the Bathrooms?
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> Xenobiology 204: Safe Identification of Alien Species
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> Engineering 100: Plasma Flow: It's All Downhill
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> and the Number 1 Easiest Class at Starfleet Academy...
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> Math 099: Borg Geometry ("Cubes for Rubes")
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Miracle Working 101: for engineers... no doctors allowed.
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