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Group: alt.startrek · Group Profile
Author: xx Date: Aug 29, 2008 20:34
On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:45:24 -0400, David McElheney
wrote:
>With the end of summer, it's time to head back to school for students
>all over the galaxy. Nearly every school has that typical "Easy A"
>course that everyone took just to show their parents they were doing
>good in school. Starfleet Academy is no exception...
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>Easiest Classes at Starfleet Academy
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>Animal Husbandry 101: Tribble Breeding
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>Comm 112: Opening Hailing Frequencies
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>Dramatic ... Pause ... Two ... Oh Two
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>Beaming Up 101, followed by Beaming Down 102
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>Fashion 101: Conforming to the Standard Issue Dress Code
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>Bio 101: Where Are the Bathrooms?
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>Xenobiology 204: Safe Identification of Alien Species
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>Engineering 100: Plasma Flow: It's All Downhill
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> and the Number 1 Easiest Class at Starfleet Academy...
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>Math 099: Borg Geometry ("Cubes for Rubes")
I'm waiting until they create the post of Ship's Xenophrenologist.
Reading the bumps on some of those Trek aliens' heads would
be...intriguing.
x@y.zzz
"Politicians are conniving, wheeler-dealing scum. Don't have a fit of morals
over them; they wouldn't, over you."
--Harry Pearce, "MI-5"
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