Group: alt.startrek · Group Profile
Author: James BongJames Bong Date: Dec 19, 2006 08:27
Dropping into orbit
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load psi fi novel future track
load drugs
cue music
play
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pj harvey
'working for th eman'
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still gettin used to this new drive
just
point it at an object in space and
we go into orbit around it
with some twists
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fucked up
last week and
aimed at a little moon
off from my target and
when i woke up six hours later
cause i was spinnin so fast
when i arrived
i blacked out and
th ship had time to
throw th fulla rray of sensors
at th two hundred metre
orb
we were orbiting and
it was a treasure trove
almost solid metal
i threw th co-ordinants in th tank and
ten minutes later
this huge ship
just appeared
all mouth and
just ate th fuckin thing
cash of course
bit of black money never hurt anybody
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made up for th headache
which i slept off at th pirate raft
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bout a month ago
i
poppe dintoa n orbit
in mid transit
thousand sof ships make that passage
every day and
i
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system of a down
'question!'
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find myself orbiting
somehting huge and
totally black
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wot th fuck ?
had one too many bongs before we launched
bit diorientated
swear i was lined up on a
star
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read th panel and
i'm a bit past halfway
to my destination but
it's fully
thirty seven light yrs that way
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must have some fuckin gravitation
landed me
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course
five bongs later
i figure out
it's a dyson sphere
size of a
solar system
and one ball
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searched for th entrance cause
we've never cracked one
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oasis
'wonderwall'
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cant even peer in it
psychically
which is fucked right
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but fate
doesnt have a habit
of droppin me places
i cant use
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there's gotta be a way in
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i know u've got plains and
seas and
mountains
inside that globe
i can see their relief map
written scroll like on th outside
have ya sealed yrselves in ?
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is it travelling ?
everything is travelling
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i try a psychic hail and
i get a greeting back but
not emotional
almost machine like and yet
not unfriendly
just
uncaring
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wolfmother
'joker and the thief'
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my apologies
u huge hole in space
my ship was attracted to your bulk
my job is finding blue planets
u have seas
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ah cmon guys
we gotta have places to steal water from
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even th filth
put th water locations
in th tank
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so many ships
had collisions with
big rocks in
free space
droppin into orbits
around mad little planets
frozen solid
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find where th fucker is headed and
stick it in th tank
so th ship knows
where that thing was last headed
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where are you headed u big bastard
u're about to travel thru human space and
i wont be th last
to drop into orbit around u
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nirvana
'come as you are'
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we're too rapacious to come as we are
why our last name is pig
not that u'll hear it from me
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ya cant last forever
inside yr sphere man
th sun
u got trapped inside
will burn out one day
and yr psychics will make religion about
nightfall
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we've seen it before
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knowledge
we also seek
other than yr resources
of which we have plenty
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so
some of every species plays pirate
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sorry
i'm an inbetweener
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something about my birth
cusp id
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u've met q before ?
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harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
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we'll play again
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yr location
goes in th tank
and yr course
and i informed th agency
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they exchange greetings but
that;s about it
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something will
come out to orbit it at
intervals
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and leave some cameras
on my exit
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point and click
but
some of th things
ya find yrself orbiting
think quick
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metallica
'sabbra cadabra'
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mine
this hunk of rock is mine
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i'll just call a mining ship
that's cruisin somewhere out his way
th jaws of death
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grab my spotters fee and
fuck off basically
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but i liek to kick back and
have a bong or two and
watch
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th rock goes in one end
and out th other comes a huge
4 beam
that just extends
and extends
till its built th keel
sorry
th backbone
of another huge ship
this puppie's gettin big
he's havin trouble gettin aligned
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munch
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i look at th size of th
navy ships and
have just as much awe and wonder
as th common gawker
i know it;s mostly empty space
flown a ship inside one
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it cost me
th location
of three prime blue planets
but i'm a curious soul
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wanted to yack to th
free livin humans
livin inside th destroyer
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they keep moving
th bases
th military
inside th ship
everything is in motion
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oasis
'fucking in the bushes'
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he tells me it's
23 thousand and seventy
kilometres long
and i shake my head
all mounted on one 4 way beam and
it's lot bigger on th outside
than what it contains
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an enemy cant
figure out
what to attack on th fuckin thing
it's so big
fat enough to
sit ouside yr planets moon and
block th sun
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massive enough to have
it;s own gravity spot
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if ya can find th fucker
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keeps moving
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ben cullum
'these are the days/i get a kick out of you'
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got bored
of watchin human space naval scare tactics and
went back to
lookin for blue planets
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so many stars we havent
flown to yet
it'll always be this way
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99 times in a hundred
i pick a star our by eye
and th computer tells me
it;s one no-one has ever visited
i pay good money to
both th pirates and
th empire
for their tracks
all th blue planet hunters do
and that one in a hundred
i fly to anyway
why have u caught my eye ?
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mory kante
'yeke yeke'
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ok folks
th psychic cops are here
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a little border dispute
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which i got dragged into as
interpreter
as usual
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think of me as a concilliator
when i finish
both sides will hate my guts
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marcy playground
'sex and candy'
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somehow
i think i'll come out of this deal
with another blue planet
to sell to th continental marijuana growers
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but i hand enough to th man
he lets me exist
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and i take a cut
everywhere
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gorillaz
'dare'
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my mate will
divert soem of th
shit flowin from th
space cities
th excess
which they're not
proud of
and dump it
on this pristine
blue planet
and then another mate will
plant continental marijuana on it
grows liek a
a weed
but suitably genetically engineered
it grows into trees
and grass
and a host of other things
to things they;ve done to you
u humble
weed
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till it owns th planet
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and then
th space hippies arrive
for th harvest festival man
then we sell it
after harvesting
and bio fixing
to the man or
whoever else needs a planet
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i'm averaging fifteen a week though
so my forever eyes are
just fine thank you
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david gray
'the other side'
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i'll see you on the other side - lyric
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it's more when i sing to you
while looking at u
and u sing back
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magic in th psychic singing
and all that witchdoctor training
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singer of my tribe stuff and
my tribe is scattered
across th heavens
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close my eyes and
sing
and when th
harmony hits
i stop turning my head
while spinning in th cabin
and stop
dea dins pace
and open my eyes
there
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the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
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my jpb though
entails me
looking at th other ones too
th ones that throw
bum notes
so they can be investigated
yeah sure
they arent first in though
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it's when
a whole phrase of
music
comes back
distorted and
mangled
that th psychic radar goes
fuckin bam
umm
makin some phone calls before i wander in there
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it's a dyson sphere
and a big one
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a black hole
if ever i saw one
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no man
it's suckin matter in at th poles
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fleetwood mac
'tusk'
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we put th cameras a long way away
and real old technology
film
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i know how yr feeding yr little sun
and where yr exhaust is goin
that is one big space vessel
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ancient technology
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fusion
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our drives
take us from
one orbit to another
almost instantaneous
th breadth of th galaxy is a heartbeat away
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and yr not interested in our drive
how curious
we've sold to many species
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th universe is large
plenty for all
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ben folds
'boxing'
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all or nothing
sorry
all is nothing
just stating a universal truth
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never thought i;d see
a spaceship
that dwarfed
one of those navy destroyers
with th fuckin huge battering ram
makes em look like toys
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dont think they'll float one out to it
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not what rocks
can i throw down it;s gullet
till th fucker chokes
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sorry man
dont really mean ya any harm
unless ya mean us some
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i just think out loud
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james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
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yeah u can have
three planets off me
fr yr quota this week
young fella
u're just a lazy young fuck boy
cant ya find planets
while cavortin around th galaxy
with three redheads
it is possible
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i'll have to visit his mother
oen of these days
and pay my respects
i dont mind that he looks liek me
but my hair
in blonde
it jusnt doesnt look right
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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no05'
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he'll go walkabout on em
and turn his head back to work for a while
and
just liek his old man he'll
wander into unknown space
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th pot of gold
at th end of
a long trail of black
just reach out and
feel for it
open th eyes
thats; where we're goin computer
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a different mining ship
this one hunting
gold
how do ya liek this rock fellas ?
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i was unconscious for
a week
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city high
'15 will get you 20'(you dont me)
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wot it though
even th bangs on th head
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i didnt know me
spinning around this
golden ball
th ships lights
reflected back
at my windscreen and
th ship's keeping me alive but
we're in unknown space
she cant just hop
outta here
gotta see
th target
a blind jump
can take ya so far
ya know nothing
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th computer knows nothing
th only way home
is to find home
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it might be
five hundred light yrs
in that direction
or that one
th secret is not to panic
light a bong
get mellow
put some good music on
and just spin
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travis
'why does it always rain on me'
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i said
be mellow
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why ya travel
with an old hand
for a bit
after yr training
apprentice
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yeah man
we point at that star but
sometimes we ened up
just slighlty askew and
slip by it by
a couple million million light yrs
those tracks have to be found
u signed up
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hey i'm alive
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i always find my way home
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so they
dropped ya in th forest
stoned and
disorientated
ya walk in and
then have a huge drug session and
u have to find yr way out
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the who
'magic bus'
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is how i learned
soem things never change
cept u carried a transponder
and a phone
in my day
we didnt even carrya water bottle
they;re gettin soft
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nah man
i give a fuck
long as ya find planets
and find yr way home
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when th shit hits th fan
trust yr magic
it;s wot ya trained it for
survival
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th star behind th star
that calls u from
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bjork
'human behaviour'
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behind another star
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with experience
u'll post warnings
before jumping to them
just a note in yr blog
before goin out to explore
sittin on th outernet
for some inquisitive soul
to read
if ya never come back
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no way man i pay researchers
to find em
th ones that
didnt coem back
but posted their trail
befor leaving
part of my job
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if it's that far
ya cant send a robot
it'll never come home
a human has to
eyeball it
when we know th track
isnt a visible object
to our biggest telescopes
and feel it out and
have th moxie to point at it and go
click
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dont worry about it
ya cant live forever
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led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
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see
even th music agrees
ok man
i am psychic
it is cheating
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yr homework is to
look at these three stars
and give me yr evaluation on each
at nine tomorrow morning
then i'll do th same thing
but with u watching and
we'll compare notes
and then we'll go check em out
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sing as loud as ya liek man
this is th co pilots cabin
i wont be able to hear ya
unelss youv;e got yr room on
public
ya got a nice voice
i aint complaining
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next week
i'll
see if we can sing a
harmony together at a star
got a couple of doozies
to share with ya
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see ya in th morning
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james bong
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budgie
'guts'
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p.s.
watch out for th ships cat
between eleven and twelve
he bounds around th ship
unrestrained
th wild animal in him
dont get in his road
big black bastard
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gorillaz
'dare'
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