EvilBill wrote:
> Elvis Gump wrote:
>> EvilBill wrote:
>>>> But if you were a moron, how would you KNOW you weren't a moron?
>>> Cause I have an IQ of 147, that's how ;)
>> And yet here you are conversing with a fellow related by name to
>> cinema's most famous retard.
>>
>> Interesting.
>>
>
> Well, 1) I never judge a book by its cover, and 2) I've never seen that
> movie anyway ;)
It's wonderful, though don't let it give you the wrong idear about us
Gumps. We ain't all idjits.
>>> I didn't say they'd been defeated, but I'd have thought bombing them
>>> out of Kabul and forcing Bin Laden to skulk in caves on the
>>> Pakistani border (assuming he's still alive) would have slaked
>>> peoples' bloodlust.
>> The thing is the minute the Repugnicans get caught with their pants
>> down they will just go "LOOK, Jesus-less Muslims that want to hurt
>> America!" and the CNN/FOX watching America will follow whatever
>> nonsensical plan they put forward.
>>
>
> Sounds about right.
>
>> A former governor of Lousiana used to boast that the public wouldn't
>> care what he did unless he was found in bed with a dead girl or live
>> boy and that's pretty much true of most politicians.
>>
>> Speaking of which, did you hear Anna-Nicole Smith is dead?
>>
>
> Yeah, I heard that. Overdose of prescription drugs or some shit like
> that... although I was more interested in the news item about the 75
> more deaths in Baghdad, personally.
As long as they aren't our courageous Christian soldiers who gives a
fuck? Certainly not our Christian President and his Uncle Dick nor our
fey cousin Tony. Nope, let the heathen turban wearers kill one another
with glee, er, I mean let them form a unity government so they can stand
up so we can sit down and take a load off.
God Bless this Mess'o'potamia!
>> No one wants to proclaim that Muslims are backward savages because
>> mostly Christians and Jews are also pretty much backward savages on
>> freedom and democracy and women's rights too. Israeli's do Nazi shit
>> taking away Palestinians lands and homes and wonder what all the fuss
>> is about. In America Christians have almost exclusively been on the
>> wrong side of everything from slavery to civil and women's rights yet
>> proclaim that their amusing god blesses America.
>>
>
> Not to mention there's a large subset of Christians in the US now who
> think homosexuals and other 'deviants' should be denied basic human
> rights... the whole 'God Hates Fags' brigade. Funny, I thought according
> to their religion, God doesn't hate the sinners, just the sins.
Well God hates anyone who will put a dick in their mouth, unless of
course she's a her.
Personally I don't know what homosexuals see about peckers that's so
great that they want to suck on 'em. I'm surprised women folk will do it
at all, but gosh heterosexual women will do a lot to please their man.
I always thought it was a none of my business whose dicks some
homosexuals wanted to suck as long as it wasn't mine. If they want to be
married, well hell that's fine with me too. Everyone has the right to do
something fantastically stupid. I wonder though if once the whole
marriage thing starts they loose interest in cock-sucking the way I hear
married women do?
ajority of the British population who were also against it?
>>> Of course, Tony Blair being Tony Blair, he never actually listens to
>>> what the *people* want, he only cares about what he wants and what
>>> Bush wants.
>> Well poor Tony being Bush's bottom and all he never had a chance. The
>> Queen has bigger balls than that milquetoast. The world really is
>> upside down these days.
> I wish the Queen would hurry up and *use* her executive power to sack
> the cowardly control-freaky bastard. LOL
>
>> Why I remember when a fat old out of shape bald politician could be
>> thought of as a lion!
> All hail Churchill, we're not worthy ;)
Bugger, I bet the bastard couldn't tie his own show laces.
>>>> I'm just happy for John Gillnitz that he can quit playing Saddam
>>>> finally...
>>> Rather drastic way to end his acting career though ;)
>> Meh, they didn't even do a cool FX for his "hanging". He just dropped
>> out of frame and then they switched to a mannequin. But the public
>> bought it all the same. Kind of a letdown to the whole build-up, but
>> then a lot of tv series go out with a whimper. They can't get guys to
>> commit to the parts anymore.
>>
>> Like the crazy old coot they got to play Khomeini back in the 70s. I
>> think previously he played the part of the guy who hands the hard
>> boiled eggs to Newman in "Cool Hand Luke" and then the CIA hires him
>> for the Ayatollah part and he really grew that beard.
>>
>> Actors just don't commit to a part like that anymore.
>>
>
> I think they've probably been taking too many lessons from Robert
> Beltran, that's what it is.
>
> Oh, and did you know that Iran is unlikely ever to develop nuclear
> weapons anyway because the current Ayatollah put a fatwah out against it
> in 2005? So much for Bush's sabre-rattling.
I don't think they have enough smarts since they have the Rooshains
building their reactors and even the Rooskies are pissed that they don't
pay their nuclear reactor construction bills.
Bush just wants a war going someplace cause the little bastard likes
sayin' "I'm a war president!"
>>> Oh well if it's destruction you want, that'll be Sekhmet's field of
>>> expertise. ;)
>> Now, now; Styx and Stones are lame 70's rock double bill...
>>
>
> I'm thinking more of Walking Like An Egyptian.
More like a hazy shade of winter outside here.
>>> Worf was raised by humans though. He always tried to out-Klingon the
>>> real Klingons.
>> Well, as sweet as his human parents were they could have screwed up
>> potty training too. Can you imagine a terrible two year old KLINGON?
>>
>
> I think his Klingon parents didn't die until he was about 6 years old?
I don't recall if it was ever spelled out. I think Worf was prolly a
terrible two year old till he was at least 35. He was certainly wrapped
too tight for the Federation until at least the fourth or fifth season.
I might be one of the few people that enjoyed the whole Worf/Troi bit. I
thought they should have done it sooner and had her hen peck him for a
couple of years.
>> I don't think you could have a family pet.
>>
>> Unless you liked kitty as a dish best served cold.
>>
>
> He did have a targ when he was a kid.
I doubt he did on Earth after the Khitomer Massacre. I would guess the
Rodchenko's gave him a puppy or something that lived it's life in fear
of it's headed master.
>>> I dunno, the average life-span in the gang warfare zones of the
>>> American inner cities is probably not that long either...
>> Yeah, but they aren't politically motivated to kill much of anyone
>> except each other. And the occasional robbery gone wrong.
>>
>
> Innocents still get caught in the cross-fire though. Just like in Iraq.
> What's the count nowadays, 600,000?
See! You just want to dwell on the bad news and demoralize our Christian
Soldiers! You don't want our guys to read Usenet and feel bad do you?
>>> LOL... only if he fell through a time warp and travelled back 1200
>>> years.
>> It could happen.
>>
>> Hey we have a friggin time travelling robot as Calif-forn-ya's
>> governator.
>> What's impossible?
>
> Tony Blair actually doing what he said he'd do and stepping down? ;)
He and his buddy Georgie need to be frog marched into the Hague, tried
for war crimes and get life in front of a firing squad for all the boys
they've got killed just so their corporate friends can line their
pockets profiteering from their 'war' on an abstract noun.
Sadly there will almost certainly be no justice and these assholes will
probably be let live to ripe old ages counting their ill-got millions
and billions.
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