In case you are a sheltered college student who is currently learning the finer
points of race relations in a safe sanitized classroom setting, I have some news
that will shake all your beliefs to the core. Black people in America are the
most racist group on the planet. I know, I know, how can that be? Here you are,
new to an urban setting due to your recent enrollment in Liberal City U. and right
away you have been able to make two Black friends. Thank you Lord for MTV, because
you are now well equipped to easily slide into their social structure with a high
five and a shout out of WAAASSSSUUUUPPPP!!!! And they take to you really quick as
well because of your diligent research into gangs, rap, and the Negro plight.

But, and this is a big but, you are still the majority race and thus the
relationship bends easily in your favor. To test this theory of how much your new
black friends really admire you, suggest a sleepover in their neighborhood. Get
directions from Mapquest and offer to take the subway to their crib. That's right,
you will walk down the street alone, preferably at night, into a majority black
neighborhood and see what shakes out.

Don't be discouraged if you get a brick blasted against your head and discover
that your theory of race equality was nothing more that a dream. The evidence is
all around us if you wish to take the time to look. Blacks clamor for "Diversity"
in a workplace setting where they have no foothold. When they do dominate a field,
they slam the doors shut to White boys and girls. Look at rap. Do you see Ja Rule
or Fiddy Cent yelling, "YO! We need some more white dudes working around here."

How about Basketball? In Larry Bird's memoirs, he recounts being called a Cracker
regularly. Who cares right? What if Bird was playing against Charles Barkeley and
said something like "Get the fuck out of my lane you fat stupid Nigger!" Probably
wouldn't fly, huh? Again, the black players aren't whispering to the scouts that
what they really need in the next draft is some more white boys. They beat
Caucasians fair and square on those two fronts, but the trend is telling. They
kick and scream for Diversity, but once they get it they do everything in their
power to turn the situation completely Negro. Our country is filled with
exclusionary clubs, designed to keep Whitey out. NAACP, BET, United Negro College
Fund, Howard University, Black Caucus, Black Journalists Association, Brotherhood
of Black Police Officers, etc, etc.

Make no mistake about it, there is a power grab going on and there are plenty of
white folk who have no qualms about hookin' a Brotha' up by giving up the ship.
Liberals, Suburbanites plagued by White guilt, college students who just learned
how to live outside of Mommy's nest, and social workers are the biggest offenders.
They bend over backwards to see the Negro's plight without an inkling of reality
of the Black Agenda. But here's the slap in the face, when you suggest that a big
chunk of Harlem gets relocated to the lily white burbs, guess who kicks and
screams the loudest. That's right, the same pussies who supposedly know what the
right thing to do morally have all of a sudden changed their minds when they see
Roland and Wanda rolling up their street with 14 kids and a case of malt liquor.

Kickin' it wit' my ho,