> In article <6KednbfEr4ayAhnYnZ2dnUVZ_oannZ2d@comcast.com>,
> "Jim Smith" comcast.net> wrote:
>
>

>>"smacdo" nospam.com> wrote in message
>>news:HY0hh.3616$Ca.2144@read2.cgocable.net...
>>

>>>Jim Smith wrote:
>>>

>>>>Why can't you just see the humor in some things? Are all of the Charger
>>>>fans as smart as you?

>>>
>>>There was no humor in your post funny man. I'm smart enough to know you
>>>are on the killed list now though...

>>
>>Why would you want to killfile me? I haven't done anything but try to
>>discuss your miserable team and their lack of talent.

>
>
> See, this is why you are such a light-weight, such a beginner at the
> "insult the other guys' team" game. Let me 'splane, Lucy
>
> Anyone with an IQ above that of tree bark recognizes the Chargers are
> one of the most talented teams in The League. They have the best
> running back, the best tight end, the best fullback, and one of the most
> promising young QBs around. They have the best linebacker, best nose
> tackle, and more speed on the defensive front seven than any other team
> around. Calling the team with the best record in the league
> "miserable" and trying to pretend the above line-up is a lack of talent
> would be a challenge for an international arms treaty negotiator to pull
> off. For a part-time "works the night shift at 7/11" like you?
> Impossible. Re-read the above as many times as necessary to have it
> sink in and try not to move your lips when you read; it makes it easier.
>
>

>>Why would you want to
>>killfile me when all I wanted to do was to convince you that your team
>>really sucks?

>
>
> Because you're tedious and lack imagination? Or, was that a trick
> question? See, if you're going to come into a group and be insulting,
> it really helps if you're not stupid. If you're going to be insulting
> and stupid, at least be funny.
>
>

>>With the schedule your team had, a girls little league
>>softball team could win as many games as your team has.

>
>
> See, this is why they made you sit in the back of the room with the
> round end scissors, glue, and glitter while the other kids learned to
> read and write. Obviously some concepts are just too difficult for you
> to grasp. I will leave it to others to explain that the schedule
> argument became null and void . . . sorry, I forgot to whom I was
> speaking. That means it doesn't work that way any more . . . since they
> went to four divisions and a balanced rotation.
>
>

>> Your team won't
>>have a chance to win one playoff game, much less make it into the Super
>>Bowl.
>>

>
>
> See, this is what the psychologists . . . big word, means a nice man or
> woman who works with troubled people . . . call "magic thinking." If
> you say it enough, it comes true. Most of us lose it about ten years of
> age. It's nice to see that you're making it work for you in your daily
> life.
>
>

>>I'll tell you what, if the Chiefs beat the Nuts and Bolts this week, I'll be
>>back to discuss the attributes of your team. If the Nuts and Bolts win,
>>I'll leave and never come back.
>>
>>Deal?

>
>
> Of course, because you're the sort of low-forehead, knuckle dragging
> mouth breather who wouldn't dare show up to admit he didn't have a clue
> and wouldn't know where to buy one if they gave you a map and money.
> You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons.
>
> Best, R.E.F.
>
> (Who was in a mood tonight else I wouldn't have returned to my old bad
> habits from my very early days on the internet)
>