A friend and I were talking the other night and he surmised that Home Depot has
done so well there is no reason why a Homie Depot® wouldn't be just as successful.
At first I thought it was absurd but after thinking about it for a while it
started to make sense. Aren't niggers always harping about having "their own" this
or that? Niggers have some pretty distinct tastes and purchasing habits that just
aren't being met by Wal-Mart, The Dollar Store, K-Mart and Value City. For you
white folks out there, wouldn't it be great to go shopping and not have to
tolerate unsupervised little nigglets, massive shoplifting, niggers breaking
ketchup bottles and niggers bickering over the price of each and every single junk
food item they are purchasing via Food Stamps?

Naturally we want to model Homie Depot® after the infamous Home Depot. Here's a
list of some of the more popular products that would be offered along with some
special considerations that would need to be addressed at Homie Depot®.

:: The Products ::