Of course, oh great one, you are correct. You, and you alone, have
through your
supreme efforts and great wisdom, pointed out to the world and to all of the
steeler faithful and to the team themselves, just how truly pathetic we
are, and
will remain. And the realization of these facts has caused a crease in the
cosmos of the universe which will in turn cause us to lose to teams like the
browns, the bengals, and the ravens, and we will end up as pathetic as the
eagles are, and cowher will get fired at the end of the tenth week and the
rooneys will sell the team to an arab oil billionaire related to
benlauden and
he will move the team to lexington kentucky and call them the kentucky
bourbon,
and there will no longer, and rightly so, be a steeler nation and the
people in
Pittsburgh will be forced to go and watch the Pirates lose to the
Phillies game
after game. Oh God! The inhumanity of it all. But we deserve it and it
was your
job to make it happen, and now that you have you, deserve a rest, so GO
THE FUCK
AWAY AND PLAY WITH YOURSELF... and allow us to wallow in our grief.