COWBOY HONEYMOON

A Cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for
their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "This here is a very special 'casion....our wedding night,
and we need a good room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied,"No, I guess not,
I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."

Major

On 7 Jan 2007 07:46:46 -0800, "DaFlaBear" webtv.net> wrote:

Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest
water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in
design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three
atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand,
nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!
Pawnbroker: You got a receipt?
Louis Winthorpe III: Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte
Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.
Pawnbroker: In Philadelphia, it's worth *50* bucks.
Louis Winthorpe III: Just give me the money.
Louis Winthorpe III: [looking in display case] How much for the gun?

Major

DaFlaBear wrote:

No Offers?

DaFlaBear wrote:

Not Even An Offer?
WTF.

Shoop being pursued by the Raiders as HEAD coach??

Jauron bringing the same "play not to lose" philosophy to the Bills?

Wannstedt doing God-knows-what with U of Pitt program??

Rashaam Salaam...Cade McKnown....where are they now??

Feds raided Alderman Troutman's house today. She has strong
connections to gang members. They brought in drug sniffing dogs and
found city mail in one of the gang members houses.

It sounds a little like the whole Tank thing. As hard as it might be,
once you reach a high position in the publics eye, you have to cut
ties with troubled people from your past. Even if they helped get you
there, or...

Major

"Mark Anderson" nospambrandylion.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.200c5c7c2fbefba698975f@chi.news.speakeasy.net...

Actually he had a higher rating this week then against Green Bay lol

In article jeff.helgesen@gmail.com says...

And another week with a zero QB rating.

Who would hire Shoop when Neill Armstrong is available?

Did the Bears win this weekends play-off game? None of the national
news stations is reporting on the game.

Jared