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> Brain-typing was first made popular by general manager Danny Ainge in his
> rationale towards signing players such as Brian Scalabrine to huge
> contracts. With that in mind, we analyzed the behavior patterns from fans
> around the league to get an accurate look into the heart of each team.
>
> Feel free to add your own:
>
> Atlanta Hawks
>
> - (Crickets...)
>
>
> Boston Celtics
>
> - "If Robert Parrish could play until he was 100, why can't Allan
> Houston or Charles Oakley? Championship!" (this is never a good thought).
>
> - "We need role players, has Walter McCarty retired yet so we can
> bring him back? We love Waltah!"
>
>
> Charlotte Bobcats
>
> - "Retired players are coming back? Any word on Michael?"
>
> - "Well, at least BET didn't suc---err---nevermind"
>
>
> Chicago Bulls
>
> - "Post players are overrated"
>
>
> Cleveland Cavaliers
>
> - "2007 NBA Finals - what the hell did we just witness?"
>
> - "So geeked Lebron finally got talent around him, too bad his
> jersey reads Team USA.
>
>
> Dallas Mavericks
>
> - "Mark Cuban tells us to still cry about the 2006 NBA Finals."
>
> - "Mark Cuban tells us to think that the league cheated us again by
> letting Don Nelson use inside information on our team."
>
> - "Mark Cuban tells us to think that we are still better off for
> getting rid of an aging, has-been All-Star point guard so we could split the
> money between two never-were NBA centers."
>
> - "Mark Cuban tells us what to think."
>
>
> Denver Nuggets
>
> - "If Michael Vick knows what is good for him he'll keep his mouth shut.
> We know what Carmelo and AI do to snitches."
>
>
> Detroit Pistons
>
> - "We still got the best starting five in the league, we still got
> the best starting five in the league, we still got the best starting five in
> the league.." (Keep telling yourself that's enough)
>
> - "We were foolish to think that Nazr Mohammed could replace Ben
> Wallace, but Amir Johnson on the other hand!"
>
>
> Golden State Warriors
>
> - "Best NBA Live team ever!" (NBA Live BLEEP s)
>
>
> Houston Rockets
>
> - "This is the year Yao and McGrady stay healthy, no, really."
>
>
> Indiana Pacers
>
> - "We'd rather have five more brawls and three more nightclub
> shootings before we go through another season of Mike Dunleavy starting at
> shooting guard."
>
>
> Los Angeles Clippers
>
> - "O.J. Mayo is going to be sweet!"
>
>
> Los Angeles Lakers
>
> - "If we trade Kobe, does that mean we can stop pretending we like
> these games and just not show? It's really cutting into my cocaine time with
> Brit and Lo'.
>
> - "Kobe is God"
>
>
> Memphis Grizzlies
>
> - "Would somebody just buy the friggin' team and move it already?"
>
>
> Miami Heat
>
> - "Hooray, Gary Payton is finally gone?"
>
> - "Smush F$@k* Parker?!"
>
> Milwuakee Bucks
> - "Come on Yi, we ate Chinese food once...does that count?"
>
> Minnesota Timberwolves
>
> - "Thank God McHale didn't use to play for the Knicks"
>
>
> New Jersey Nets
>
> - "Yawn"
>
>
> New Orleans Hornets
>
> - "It sure was nice of Mr. Stern to bring the Hornets back to New
> Orleans. Life feels almost back to normal now that we got an NBA team to
> ignore."
>
>
> New York Knicks
>
> - "We should trade Malik Rose for Kobe Bryant, and then Jerome James
> for Jermaine O'Neal. It might not make sense, but we're New York, it doesn't
> have to!"
>
> - "Curry and Randolph could work. With Jerome James on the team,
> there's no way that both of them could get enough food to get that out of
> shape."
>
> - "Ah KG, if only Kevin McHale use to play for the Knicks."
>
>
> Orlando Magic
>
> - "Out of salary cap hell and into the, well, salary cap hell."
>
>
> Philadelphia 76ers
>
> - "AI who?"
>
>
> Phoenix Suns
>
> - "Waaaaaaaaah..waaaaaaaaaaaah...waaaaaaaahh.Donagh
> y..Waaaah....David Stern....waaaaaaaaaah"
>
> - David Stern let the Spurs win because he favors larger tv markets."
>
>
> Portland Trail Blazers
>
> - "Throw it down one time big man!"
>
>
> Sacramento Kings
>
> - "At least we still got the Monarchs"
>
>
> San Antonio Spurs
>
> - "It's not tainted, it's not tainted, it's not tainted."
>
> - "Get over it Mavs/Suns"
>
>
> Seattle Supersonics
>
> - "One year of Kevin Durant is better than none."
>
>
> Toronto Raptors
>
> - "That Bosh is aboot to destroy the rink, ay?"
>
>
> Utah Jazz
>
> - "Our season ticket package couldn't cover another wife.decisions,
> decisions."
>
>
> Washington Wizards
>
> - "I miss Gheorge Muresan (spell check?)"
>
>