To The Tune of Ruby:

You dressed in your finest garb to see your beer heir
Johnny are you comptemplating going out somewhere
The shadows on the wall tell me the sun is going down
Oh Johnny, don't take your love to town.

It wasn't me that started that old crazy Asian war,
But I was proud that you did your patriotic chore,
And yes, it's true that I am not the woman I used to be,
Oh Johnny, I still need some company

It's hard to love a woman whose legs are bent and paralyzed
And the wants and needs of a man your age really I realize,
But your marriage vows that you should honor should keep you around,
Oh Johnny, don't take your love to town.

He's leaving now cause I just heard the slamming of the door,
The way I know I heard it slam one hundred times before,
It makes me sad that you dumped me for that beer heiress you just
found,
Oh Johnny, don't take your love to town.

Oh Johnny, for God's sake, turn around

Jessica Alba may as well just be topless in this pic - her sheer
blouse leaves nothing to the imagination:
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Has more fat in his head than Miguel Cabrera has on his entire body.

Just sayin'

;-)

It's the end of the Tigers playoff hopes this season.

Better luck next season, Tigers fans.

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- Scott Smith: scott.smith@iphouse.com
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/choppersmith

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Earlier this season, you asked for predictions of Miguel Cabrera's final HR
and RBI numbers for the season, and you said you would file these away for
future reference. I think it's about time to get those out, and see how
right I was...
:-)

4-2 lead entering the 9th.

Walk
Single
Triple (tie game)
Intentional Walk
Intentional Walk
Single
Game over

6 batters faced, zero outs, 3 hits, 3 walks.

Perfect. If this guy is the closer when the team starts spring training
2009, they are dead before they start.

Note from Mr. Burns
Bk's 5th grade teacher!

Will you please keep billy at home till
he learns not to swear like a sailor,and
learns to spell and punctuate and can construct a paragraph of more than
two
sentences.And learns to keep his profane
and boorish remarks to himself.

Or I am afraid we will have to fail billy for
the 12th time and it's only September.

Regards
Dik Burns

The Rose Award goes to Taylor Teagarden of the Texas Rangers, who went
two-for-four with five RBI and scored two runs in a 11-8 win over the
Detroit Tigers.

Teagarden hit his first grand slam, and the Rangers' Michael Young hit
a tiebreaking single in the eighth inning.