All those drill baby drill people
should be required to:

1. Go down to the Gulf and pick up every single
drop of oil.
2. Go up to Alaska and pick up the remaining
85,000 gallons remaining from the Exxon Valdez.
3. Open up their wallets and write checks to every
person impacted by this oil spill..
4. Wear an ankle braclet, while they spend every
waking minute cleaning up oil. Wander away for
one second and you get tossed in jail..