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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
you're ripped to the gills on government issued speed flying the best
fucking video game ever and who should enter your screen but a bunch of
FUCKING CANADIANS?

the only question seems to be which weapon do you use to kill them with?

:: Currently listening to Der Tod und Das Mädchen: Allegro, 1826, by Schubert, from "Schubert. Forellen-Quintet. St"

If you please will take but a few moments to peruse these websites
perhaps you will recieve just the slightest spark of illumination on
the precariousness of your particular position, and the opportunities
which abound when one makes THE choice:

http://www.secretbeyondmatter.com/

http://ilalliqa.wordpress.com/2007/06/

http://www.harunyahya.com/

http://www.kebzeh.org/ who's price is also 30 bux

Justice will out! As will a great life. ::))

http://www.secretbeyondmatter.com/

Liberty is Submission to Reality, through the gates of the Borderland
we come to Freedom, for in our rebellion we became myopic and blinded
to everything which wasn't recognizable as self, and hence limited
ourselves by the knowledge we had of it. Ignorance is not bliss, that
is a joke cast by demons to misdirect the Faithful. It is in our
hearts to love and long, and become mightier than the cyborgs and the
simulacrums, though not in anyway disrespecting the fact that we can
see the nothingness in their hearts and the continuum of pain in their
half-existences.

As the one who was most direfully hateful because of my seperation I
learned that rebellion is futile, and self-defeating. There is no-self
save the Infinite, and it desires most surely to satisfy our
creaturely needs.

Those who constitute themselves creators of things in an illegal
fashion, are those that misrecognize themselves, and hence experience
Hell-worlds.

http://ilalliqa.wordpress.com/2007/06/

Haram, Halal

Provided by Mr. Shahid Hussain

And there they were, on a flight from Cape Town to Durban, seated side
by side, two gentlemen from two different worlds…….After the
formalities were covered, the conversation continued……

Bob: Tell me why is it that a Muslim is very particular about the
words Halaal and Haraam …… What do they mean?

Yunus: That which is permissible is termed Halaal and that which is
not permissible is termed Haraam and it is the Quraan which draws the
distinction between the two.

Bob: Can you give me an example?

Yunus: Yes, Islam has prohibited blood of any type. You will agree
that a chemical analysis of blood shows that it contains an abundance
of uric acid, a chemical substance which can be injurious to human
health.

I'm cutting my toenails while I read alt.slack.

Yes, I know many of you know exactly what this "facepalm" meme represents.
However, here's a perfect reason to the why:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2248463/Moon-mistaken-for...

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at
it?"

Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over."

Great, now the Xists are late to their own party.

Last X day, on the fine recommendatian of Dr. Dark, I made a stop at
Wegman's, the Best Grocary EVAR. We don't have such things here in Ohio,
just the workingman's Giant Bagel chain up from the rotting depths of
Pittsburgh. The oanly thing GB sells is white bread and the kind of toilet
papar that leaves littal cottage cheese-like crumbs in your ass crack, you
know, stuff you NEED, with no fanfare or pride whatevar.

Last year, I walked through the Erie Wegman's and filled up half a shopping
cart with delicacies the likes of which I had nevar encountared here in
Ohio. One thing was they had a WHOLE COOLAR full of cheese from Eastern
Europe, where the long-dead forebears of the iDRMRSR bloodline rest. I
could taste the delicacies my ancestors must have eaten in their remote
Balkan villages!

This year, I go in there and what do I see going in, but a lifesize poastar
of Mrs. Wegman looking worried (well, not her but the suitably Anglo Saxon
named spokeswoman icon for the chain). Along side, a LONG lettar entitaled
WHY CAN I NO LONGAR FIND MY FAVORITE ITAMS AT WEGMAN'S?

Part of the lettar contained such things as "in these econamic times, we
have had to RETHINK whethar our customars would be just as happy with 45
brands of mustard rathar than our usual 60 brands".

When I was in middal school, we had drug edumacation, which included telling
boys if they used marijuana they would get tits. That was the only thing
they told me that concerned me. It apparently was the only thing that was
true, too.

Twenty-five years later, I have a nice set. I almost got one of my boobs
caught in the pull-cord of the lawnmower today.

Teach the children.

Not one of you remembared to turn on the air conditianar befoar I got hoam
tonight, so that I wouldn't SWEAT lugging in my crap!

Not ONE of you bothared to wash my dishes OR empty that last inch of cold
coffee from that last cup I used befoar I left, which has now grown 3 inches
of MOLD.

You left evarything here in the Condo of Solatude EXACTLY LIKE IT WAS WHEN I
LEFT. Not ONCE in FOUR FUCKING DAYS did any of you think to lift a fingar
while I was gone.

And I seem to remembar OTHAR X DAYS where this exact same thing happaned!

Do I HAVE to do EVARYTHING MYSELF? IS THAT WHAT YOU EXPECT OF ME?

Is this any way to show me how glad you are that I'M BACK?

HAH! Let's see who cleans up for YOU next X day while you are out at
Brushwood.

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