There's a software program that will help you, 'purple'.

It's called PARAMIND.

Check it out.
I met its author during PARAMIND's
formative years and found it
rather interesting, to say the least.

...FOR MY INSOLENCE!!!

Let 'em intercept my messages.

They'll either be pissed off or amused.

sample:

Got back from a horrible date. I didn't really mind so much that he
didn't pay for dinner, I wasn't looking for a free meal. Lessee where
should I start? He was a TOTAL and complete dork. Not an acceptably
pop culture savvy dork. A dork who only knows about video games and
anime and THASSIT. That's ALL HE DOES. When we got to his place, he
grabbed my junk in the car, hadn't even gotten out yet. And the
sex..... what sex? He didn't have the slightest clue what he was
doing, which made him nervous, which made him too rough, which made me
frustrated, which made him frustrated... we both just ended up with
sore junk and an apathetic stare at each other... well I had sore
junk, at least he got to come. AND.... here's the fun part... he has a
(girl) friend who apparently stops by all the time, and...

Law enforcement is now intercepting text messages,
as proven by Operation Sudden Fall in San Diego.

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/states/newsrel/sd050608.html
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/education/20080506-1338-bn06sdsu2.html

Don't let your personal SMS/text messages fall into
the wrong hands. Encrypt your messages with one
of these:

http://www.CryptoSMS.org
http://www.CryptoSMS.com
http://www.FortressMail.net/fortress_sms.htm
http://www.Cop2p.com/encrypted_sms.html

Be Safe, Be Encrypted, Fuck the Police!!

Find Cacodemon, the game.

It's FUN!

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/05/09/house-passes-bill-th.html

...The House of Reps has passed HR 4279, with the lovely
name, PRO-IP (Prioritizing Resources and Organization for
Intellectual Property Act of 2008). Like the doublespeak
PATRIOT Act and Peacekeeper missiles, PRO-IP puts local
law enforcement in a position to demand the forfeiture in
criminal proceedings of stuff used to violate copyright...

Bebe Barron, who with her husband Louis composed the first electronic
score for a feature film — the eerie gulps and burbles, echoes and
weeeoooos that accentuated invisible monsters and robotic creatures in
the 1956 science-fiction classic “Forbidden Planet” — died Sunday in
Los Angeles. She was 82.

Her son, Adam, said she died of natural causes. Louis Barron died in
1989.

The score for “Forbidden Planet” — the tale of a starship crew that
travels 17 light years from Earth to investigate why settlers on the
planet Altair-4 have gone silent — “is truly a landmark in electro-
acoustic music,” Barry Schrader, a professor of electro-acoustic music
at the California Institute of the Arts, said Thursday.

While the Barrons created electronically produced themes for the
film’s characters and events, Professor Schrader said, their score
crossed the traditional line between music and sound effects.

“At some points it’s actually impossible to say whether or not what
you’re hearing is music, sound effect or both,” he said. “In doing
this, they foreshadowed by decades the now-common role of the sound
designer in modern film and video.”

Oh Clittia, Oh Clittia
Now have you licked Clittia
Clittia the two-titted lady
She has twat muscles men adore-so
And a torso even more-so
Oh, Clittia, Oh Clittia
Now have you licked Clittia
Clittia the queen of two-tits
On her back she is the battle of Waterloo
Beside it the wreck of my orgasm too
and proudly above waves the red white and blue
You can learn a lot from Clittia

http://www.census.gov/ipc/www/popclockworld.html
Does not auto-update, needs Refreshing.

only about 40,000 or so more need to arrive!

yay