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Author: Popess Pantiara Evokovitch
Date: May 14, 2008 23:05

are you the same guy as Jackawhatsis Puppetiero?
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  you know how burning man has a big bonfire of the vanities?         


Author: Doc Martian
Date: May 14, 2008 22:42

how about ya'll burn stang's version of riverdale high at x-day?
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  Let the bodies hit the floor         


Author: H.P. Huey
Date: May 14, 2008 21:22

GLORY BE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

--

HellPope Huey
Sometimes the difference between merely crazy
and REALLY crazy
is the difference between licking a Duracell
and licking a DieHard

"Life beats down and crushes the soul
and art reminds you that you have one."
~ Stella Adler

The tooth fairy teaches children that
they can sell body parts for money.
~ David Richerby
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  The LIAR who writes with a POISONED PENIS         


Author: nu-monet v9.0
Date: May 14, 2008 20:29

How to peel a banana with your butt!

http://tinyurl.com/3rcr9q

--
2008 is the SubGenius YEAR OF THE ZOOB!
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"The mall doesn't put up with that tomfoolery
bullcrap. His pants were down below his butt.
No one goes to the mall and wants to see the
crack of someone's butt."
-- Palm Beach County sheriff's Lt. Jay Hart
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  My ShorDurPerSav: These Adorable Morbid Perverted Japanese GIFs         


Author: BazOtherwise
Date: May 14, 2008 20:19

I fucking love these.

I just sit there in front of a wiggling screen, grinning, happy that
the people of Japan exist.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/img/tpl/head/icon/nico/
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  Re: Help me, I hate myself and I want to die. Also, I would like a pastrami sandwich.         


Author: SODDI the Reformed
Date: May 14, 2008 19:14

"Phin" somewhere.net> wrote:
> "Yes I would like a pastrami
> sandwich can I get the honey
> wheat for the bread, some
> dijon mustard and extra onions
> yes and tomato, lettuce

Look, I know things seem bad right now.

But nothing's so bad that YOU SHOULD WANT TO EAT A PASTRAMI SAMMICH LIKE
THAT!

1/4 lb. Pastrami, not lean
Rye bread, pumpernickel if you must.
Deli mustard

That's it. Kosher dill and/or pickled tomato on the side.

Seltzer. In a glass.
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  Now available! T-shirts of my colonoscopy!         


Author: H.P. Huey
Date: May 14, 2008 18:40

Aw, shuddup. If Katey Couric can have hers shown on TV, you can damned
well wear the shirt to CostCo. Imagine the jocularity when someone asks
about it and you get to "EXPLAIN!"

--

HellPope Huey
If we're made in God's image, then He is a bag lady
with $17,000 rolled up in His socks and undies.

"The source of my name," the vessel had replied,
"The Hundredth Idiot, is a quotation:
'One hundred idiots make idiotic plans and carry them out.
All but one justly fail.
The hundredth idiot, whose plan succeeded through pure luck,
is immediately convinced he's a genius.' It is an old proverb."
~ Iain M. Banks, "Matter"

Nothing says f**k you like cutting chunks
out of their rear fenders
~ Rev. Tom Sane
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  Why do you guys re: to trolls         


Author: bb
Date: May 14, 2008 17:46

The one thing that trolls like most is attention, and the posts that get
the most re:s are trolls trolling ya'all.

So why do you guys at alt.slack re: to the bigest dumbest troll posts?

please re:

bb
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  acid futurama "Bob"         


Author: jhvh01
Date: May 14, 2008 17:34

Bob sprunged in his immortality trumpet, and the time code spewed
forth and was slackened and dissolved thereof in its essence , among
the beasts of the stationery orbit. The radiation vulnerable.
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  I love how every time the gop wins a second presidential term... the dems start screaming nazi....         


Author: Doc Martian
Date: May 14, 2008 14:42

i like to remind them about then that the demonstrations in chicago 1968
were surpressed by a democrat during a democrat's administration. usually
about then they change the subject or get really irate.

this message brought to you by howard dean, the candidate for guys who like
to have flags that represent a state that enslaves people on their trucks.
scream howie scream!
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