Author: H.P. HueyH.P. Huey
Date: May 14, 2008 18:40
Aw, shuddup. If Katey Couric can have hers shown on TV, you can damned
well wear the shirt to CostCo. Imagine the jocularity when someone asks
about it and you get to "EXPLAIN!"
--
HellPope Huey
If we're made in God's image, then He is a bag lady
with $17,000 rolled up in His socks and undies.
"The source of my name," the vessel had replied,
"The Hundredth Idiot, is a quotation:
'One hundred idiots make idiotic plans and carry them out.
All but one justly fail.
The hundredth idiot, whose plan succeeded through pure luck,
is immediately convinced he's a genius.' It is an old proverb."
~ Iain M. Banks, "Matter"
Nothing says f**k you like cutting chunks
out of their rear fenders
~ Rev. Tom Sane
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