SASKWAHATCHEE - An area man has received 22 years in prison, and fines
of over $714,000, for falsifying news reports, with additional charges
leveled for terrorist falsification, and inciting public panic.

David Numonet, 51, was charged with terrorist falsification of news
reports under enhanced Patriot Act regulations. Numonet faced up to
life in prison with no possibility of parole, but because of his
lengthy criminal background, Numonet was granted an order of
leniency.

Sentencing was held at the county courthouse. Numonet offered no
comment on as he was escorted from the building.

People who are in to this stupid "band" are annoying jerks too. They
are talentless idiots who think they can buy some artistic credibility
even though they suck and aren't very good musicians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iRdzHQqrC4

Climb DUH Mountain!

Jump OFF DUH Cliff...

Down Face-First

all the way down

it's TURTLES!!!

all the way down...

WHO WILL SURVIVE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbQx1-mURS4

whoaaaaa

STOP THAT 4-WAY

RIGHT! NOW!!!

oh oh oh oh

grammatical fault lines lie close to ears unattended

et cetera

fuck MAROON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoxYU-W8fyQ

so sad about all those Cadbury Ceam Egg SUICIDES!!!

guitar even just almost as good as this guy . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M31sFf0H8X8