i hate beets, they make me vomit...

but i am also beetus free.

is there a connection between beets and beetus?

The oanly persan I recognized on ABC's covarage of the Times Square thing
was DICK CLARK. I mean, CAPTAIN PIKE. Shit evan that dates me.

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Not really.

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...when I should have lined my reclinar with SARAN WRAP befoar konking out.

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That the wastebasket isn't too far away when I need to puke.

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ZOOBOCHRONY!

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I'm being persecuted by the M M V I I I! Somebody send me money, canned
pork products.

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Such a big effect for a small molecule! Pra'ETOH.

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A new tax year is upon the land.

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Oh shit the alcohol is kicking in.

I may have to hit the cottage cheese. Yes, that's my SECRET PIG OUT FOOD.
White, large curd 4%% Milk Fat cottage cheese. Comes out the way it goes in.

I wondar if any pizza place is opan. Shit I should drink moar throughout
the year so as not to ovardo it this one eve.

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