A Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked him on the head...

Like his mother used to do.

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Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher

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Seth Hammond wrote:

OK Fiery Bird, don't be coy.

We had ours some time ago but if there are any Mums celebrating today.
Happy Mothers Day.

Where have you been the last few days. Missed you!

Bobbie.

We celebrated *Mothering Sunday* on 2nd March in England.

A bit of humor for this 11th day of May, 2008.

http://tinyurl.com/33pjav

Mother's Day around the world...
http://tinyurl.com/5vtwcr

:-)

Eugene A. Calame
Austin, Texas
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: The light of knowledge will banish the shadows of ignorance.
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AriesVal wrote:

What a beautiful picture that makes...
jingles

[These are actual excuse notes from parents (including
original spelling) from some schools in Texas.]

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in
bed with gramps.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had
diarrhea and his boots leak.

AriesVal wrote:

A bit of humor for this 10th day of May, 2008.

http://tinyurl.com/33pjav

:-)

Eugene A. Calame
Austin, Texas
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A bit of humor.(Renewed daily) http://tinyurl.com/33pjav
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: The light of knowledge will banish the shadows of ignorance.
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Law enforcement is now intercepting text messages,
as proven by Operation Sudden Fall in San Diego.

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/states/newsrel/sd050608.html
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/education/20080506-1338-bn06sdsu2.html

Don't let your personal SMS/text messages fall into
the wrong hands. Encrypt your messages with one
of these:

http://www.CryptoSMS.org
http://www.CryptoSMS.com
http://www.FortressMail.net/fortress_sms.htm
http://www.Cop2p.com/encrypted_sms.html

Be Safe, Be Encrypted, Fuck the Police!!