Katya, the woman that Gordon wouldn't shut up about two years ago, got
arrested last year (on the fifth anniversary of Gordon's favourite
day, no less) for stealing stuff in New Orleans. The news story that
was linked to in the forum was from March of this year. To read it,
follow the link below and search the page for "Katya":
http://preview.tinyurl.com/2c3j7d
(No, I'm not going to repost the entire article here.)
To tell you the truth, I'm surprised that Gordon didn't know about
this earlier, given his past obsession with everything Mystery and
Katya and such. But, it's possible that he was too busy preparing his
lolsuit against Yahoo and Microsoft to notice or to keep up with his
dedicated search on something, anything, to possibly, kinda maybe
smear Mystery with. Although, I can't quite figure out how a past
girlfriend getting arrested qualifies as a smear of Mystery, I'm sure
it all makes perfect sense in the magical world of Gordon Roy Parker.
