SPECIAL TORONTO REAL MEN MEETING ON FEBRUARY 13, 2008:

Our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting will feature Dimitri The Lover
lecturing for 3 solid hours on how to seduce women THE DAY AFTER
VALENTINE'S DAY, using a SECRET METHOD. Forget trying to pick up
women ON Valentine's Day, in that their expectations are WAY TOO
HIGH. However, every year from February 15th to 17th, Dimitri The
Lover collects dozens of telephone numbers and books his lovemaking
schedule right through the summer. This year is especially
significant in that those dates fall on the weekend! Dimitri The
Lover will discuss WHERE to meet romantically shell-shocked sluts and
HOW to approach them. The opportunity to seduce women this
psychologically weak only comes up once each year.