> On May 17, 8:41 pm, Chris Tsao aol.com> wrote:

>> On May 17, 7:55 pm, On behalf of sexually unsatisfied men everywhere
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>> wrote:

>>> I'm sure many men out there will agree with me, women just don't know
>>> how to give blowjobs! It's like driving a car, women just weren't
>>> made for it. Sorry ladies, you're great at keeping house and cooking
>>> and all that stuff (well, some of you are) but you just can't drive a
>>> car or suck cock.

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>>> So one night as I was lying in bed pretending to enjoy my wife
>>> massacre my dick with her teeth it hit me - there has to be a better
>>> way. And there is! You see, women can't give blowjobs because they
>>> don't have dicks so they don't know what it feels like. But guys have
>>> dicks, so they are experts by nature on giving blowjobs. So I started
>>> talking to guys about this and they all agreed. None of their wives
>>> or girlfriends can give good head if their lives depended on it. Some
>>> of these guys said they go to truck stops or the gym to get good head
>>> from other guys. But the more we talked about it the more we
>>> realized, why can't friends give each other blowjobs? We're not gay
>>> or anything like that, we just get together and drink some beers,
>>> watch football or baseball, and suck each other off. No emotional
>>> attachment, no kissing or doing anything sexual. So we started doing
>>> it a few months ago and it's worked great. We get together once a
>>> week and take care of each other and are lives are much better. Our
>>> marriages are happier, so are our sex lives. When we have sex with
>>> our wives we just fuck. We no longer have the tension of having to
>>> pretend like we're enjoying getting oral sex from them. It works out
>>> great for us and we suggest other guys out there try it out. Believe
>>> me you'll be much happier.

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>> Right underneath the tip of a lot of men's dicks (on the back of it)
>> there is a spot that needs to be stimulated with the tongue, yet no
>> woman I've ever talked to about this knew that.

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> That's because too many of them read books about sex. They're always
> trying to stick a finger up your ass or lick your nipples.

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