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Author: TurinTurin Date: May 17, 2008 18:53
On May 17, 8:41 pm, Chris Tsao aol.com> wrote:
> On May 17, 7:55 pm, On behalf of sexually unsatisfied men everywhere
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>> I'm sure many men out there will agree with me, women just don't know
>> how to give blowjobs! It's like driving a car, women just weren't
>> made for it. Sorry ladies, you're great at keeping house and cooking
>> and all that stuff (well, some of you are) but you just can't drive a
>> car or suck cock.
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>> So one night as I was lying in bed pretending to enjoy my wife
>> massacre my dick with her teeth it hit me - there has to be a better
>> way. And there is! You see, women can't give blowjobs because they
>> don't have dicks so they don't know what it feels like. But guys have
>> dicks, so they are experts by nature on giving blowjobs. So I started
>> talking to guys about this and they all agreed. None of their wives
>> or girlfriends can give good head if their lives depended on it. Some
>> of these guys said they go to truck stops or the gym to get good head ...
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Author: Dr. LippschitzDr. Lippschitz Date: May 17, 2008 19:10
> On May 17, 8:41 pm, Chris Tsao aol.com> wrote:
>> On May 17, 7:55 pm, On behalf of sexually unsatisfied men everywhere
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>> wrote:
>>> I'm sure many men out there will agree with me, women just don't know
>>> how to give blowjobs! It's like driving a car, women just weren't
>>> made for it. Sorry ladies, you're great at keeping house and cooking
>>> and all that stuff (well, some of you are) but you just can't drive a
>>> car or suck cock.
>>
>>> So one night as I was lying in bed pretending to enjoy my wife
>>> massacre my dick with her teeth it hit me - there has to be a better
>>> way. And there is! You see, women can't give blowjobs because they
>>> don't have dicks so they don't know what it feels like. But guys have
>>> dicks, so they are experts by nature on giving blowjobs. So I started
>>> talking to guys about this and they all agreed. None of their wives ...
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Author: WillWill Date: May 18, 2008 05:36
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>> That's because too many of them read books about sex. �They're always
>> trying to stick a finger up your ass or lick your nipples.
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> You're queer, boy. Come out of the closet �haha
Do you and your buddies swallow?
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Author: TurinTurin Date: May 18, 2008 07:13
On May 18, 8:36 am, Will aol.com> wrote:
>>> That's because too many of them read books about sex. �They're always
>>> trying to stick a finger up your ass or lick your nipples.
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>> You're queer, boy. Come out of the closet �haha
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> Do you and your buddies swallow?
Felch, probably.
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Author: marybonesmarybones Date: May 18, 2008 07:26
And this guy thinks his wife is happy.
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Author: TurinTurin Date: May 18, 2008 11:09
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Author: fakeobamafakeobama Date: May 18, 2008 11:29
On May 18, 11:09 am, Turin gmail.com> wrote:
> He didn't say anything about it.
> Probably, because it ain't the issue.
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> - - -
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> This has been another marginal issue, with:
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> Turin
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> I have such sites to show you...
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The fuckin' N00zLoonz are comin' outta the woodwork.
Say, are you people perceptibly insane in real life, or just when you
can bust loose on your PCs?
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Author: TurinTurin Date: May 18, 2008 11:52
On May 18, 2:29 pm, "fakeob...@ gmail.com" gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 18, 11:09 am,Turingmail.com> wrote:
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>> He didn't say anything about it.
>> Probably, because it ain't the issue.
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>> This has been another marginal issue, with:
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>>Turin
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>> I have such sites to show you...
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> The fuckin' N00zLoonz are comin' outta the woodwork.
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> Say, are you people perceptibly insane in real life, or just when you
> can bust loose on your PCs?
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Author: fakeobamafakeobama Date: May 25, 2008 13:57
I know just the right way to wipe my ass after takin' a shit, but I
don't feel compelled to wipe anyone else's. You're a fag, just face
it.
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Author: Wyle Coyote ©2008Wyle Coyote ©2008 Date: May 26, 2008 07:10
What's a BLOW JOB?
Is a college degree required?
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