Oh so true. At his age, he has no driver's lic (so he claims),
and has also stated he is afraid to fly, hates busses and trains.

Fuz found out an interesting thing about the driver's lic, btw.

..and he's saving it for his day in court, should that ever happen.

Back in 2000, Fuz and I had a ticket for grp-ie to see Zappa's old
band, then touring as the 'Grandmothers'. Usenet records show, we
offered him a chance to come and enjoy the show, bring his 'lawyer',
but no talk of matters, just enjoy the show. He said he didn't like
trains...didn't fly, and hated busses. Shame, he missed a great show.

I still have his unused ticket.

Face it, Parker is all mouth and no balls. He just enjoys the
sound of his own voice, making up spew so he can jerk off to it.

Sucks n blows to be him. And he likes it that way.

JJTj

(sung to the Faces Song "..Stay with me..") :

In the mornin' don't say you'll sue me,
'Cause I really can't stop laughing as it is..
You say your name is Gordon, but we know you as grp-ie
The G-U-R-You who is full of, oh, so much shit..

Don't need to yell "coercion"
I don't care about your perversions',
'cause with a 'life' like that you got nothin' to laugh about.
Gumby head, hair-lip and STD,
You say you're one tough 'ol S.O.B.
Anytime you want to prove it, just feel free..

PLEASE grp-ie, PLEASE sue me
Shut yer mouth or fuckin' sue me
PLEASE grp-ie, PLEASE sue me
Shut yer trap or fuckin' sue me

So, in the real world, please don't say you'll sue me,
Unless you have the balls to back up your cakehole
Yeah, you know where is my home, your dollies even know my phone,
Just don't tell the world I hide from your whinning, coward's moan..

PLEASE grp-ie, PLEASE sue me
Shut yer mouth or fuckin' sue me
PLEASE grp-ie, PLEASE sue me
Shut yer trap or fuckin' sue me

Want sum mo' apples now..?