> I found myself cutting
> high- pitched farts with a serious side affect. They were wet ones. I
> was given a most unwelcome squishy reminder of my meal when I rose
> from my booth to pay to little mongrel behind the counter and walk out
> to my car. I nigger rigged a man kotex out of kleenex andpushed it
> between my ass cheeks to sop up the remnants of those brown blasts.
> The moral of the story?