Yes, we wouldn't want to waste your VALUABLE time that you spend
trolling stripperweb and VH-1. You achieve such things of ultimate
value when you post rants linked from the most remote parts of the web
that no one else would bother to visit. Gordon, your life creates such
amazing value, it's unfortunate that these cockroaches would ever,
ever waste your time.

I mean, imagine if you didn't restrict your time responding to them.
We'd never have priceless theories about bringing printouts to strip
clubs, using the "miners are alive" NLP script, and of course, your
ground breaking and copyrighted (not trademarked or patented, the
things that would, like, actually matter) pivot.

Plus, you'd never have been able to successf... to have been able to
sue Google for archiving what you posted to USENET. jeez. Damn the
cockroaches. DAMN THEM TO HELL.