> Using a corny love letter to win a hot babe
>
> Ok I thought up this crazy scheme after being sleep deprived for
> several days so I'd like some feedback from professionals. Basically
> I'm going to write the one who got away in high school a corny love
> letter. But theres a twist.
>
> I WONT be trying to ask her out or anything. Instead I will be asking
> that she try to set me up with any of her FRIENDS.
>
> A little background she knows me as a class clown and we're both in
> college now and haven't seen each other in 2 years.
>
> Basically I'm going to tell her this long story about how my dad
> always raised me to be tough and not have feelings and be a jerk. And
> that the only reason I have to be such a badass on the outside is
> because Im a tortured poet on the inside. Trying to impress my no
> nonsense blue collar dad. I will then tell her all the Rambo stuff
> I've did with regret. Then I tell her that after this summer Im going
> to devote my life to feeding blind zebras or something but this summer
> is my last chance to love.
>
> Now I was more popular than her in high school. BUT I will close the
> letter by saying that the only reason I'm asking for her help is that
> she was so popular and kind in high school and that I felt that she
> would understand.
>
> Thats the letter. Basically a balance between bad-ass and angsty poet.
>
> I figure all the outcomes are acceptable,
>
> 1. She tries to save me and I get the girl of my dreams
>
> 2. She sets me up with a 7, I can act like a jerk to her and Alice
> will keep defending me.
>
> 3. She sets me up with an ugly girl. My chance to impress Alice with
> my kindness.
>
> 4. She ignores me. Nothing lost.
>
> 5. She tries to ridicule me and sends my desperate letter to all her
> friends for laughs. This should win some sympathy and make her look
> like a total bitch, with me opening up my heart to her and all.
>