I was the guy mentioned in this post that attended the last meeting
and asked Dimitri to open up about his secret pickup spots. I am so
proud!!!

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Top Secret TORONTO REAL MEN meeting on September 10, 2008

During our last TORONTO REAL MEN meeting Dimitri The Lover discussed
how to smoothly progress to kissing, hugging and groping within
moments of your first interaction with a slut walking down the street,
followed by how to rapidly escalate the encounter into casual sex.
After the meeting a persistent attendee begged Dimitri The Lover to
reveal some of his SECRET GUARANTEED PICK-UP SPOTS throughout the
Greater Toronto Area. To date Dimitri The Lover has only provided
general information on the types of venues at which to pick up hot
easy sluts, carefully guarding the exact location of prime territory
for him.

After a couple of weeks to carefully consider the above request,
Dimitri The Lover has decided to finally reveal the SECRET GUARANTEED
PICK-UP SPOTS throughout the GTA that he has documented over the last
10 years. Why the change of heart? Primarily because recent
publicity has led to Dimitri The Lover being overwhelmed with offers
of hot, horny, perverted teen & cougar pussy. Now his souvlaki is so
over-marinated that he has neither the time nor the necessity to
frequent these venues.

Furthermore, the metrosexuals prancing around in these SECRET
GUARANTEED PICK-UP SPOTS couldn’t fuck their way out of a wet paper
bag, let alone properly seduce then pleasure a nympho slut looking for
a capable lover. As a SEXUAL ENVIRONMENTALIST, Dimitri The Lover is
concerned that the masculinity vacuum left by his sudden absence will
result in the orifices of nympho sluts within wandering herds entering
a period of prolonged genital cooling. Such a phenomenon would be
dangerous to the SEXUAL ENVIRONMENT by negating years of Dimitri The
Lover’s work in melting vast stretches of feminist glacial formation
on vulvar topography. Over the years The Prophet has suffered many an
ice cream headache by licking these cold cunts out of their sexual ice
age!

So the theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “PUSSY BUFFET!
GRAB A PLATE!” It will feature Dimitri The Lover lecturing for 3
solid hours on the locations of the GTA’s SECRET GUARANTEED PICK-UP
SPOTS, including those for older men to meet hot young sluts, younger
men to meet horny executive cougars, and bisexual women and couples to
meet dirty carpet-munching artsy sluts. Dimitri The Lover will not
only provide exact locations, but also outline time periods during
which these love lakes will be so teeming with schools of hot horny
sluts, that you will grow tits from all the estrogen in the
atmosphere. And as a special one-time bonus, Dimitri The Lover will
provide you with patented opening routines and powerful approach
lines, each customized to the copulatory clientele for a specific
location. These techniques will spread a nomadic slut’s legs faster
than those of a white-bred Toronto Beaches housewife using “afternoon
errands” as cover for a clandestine rendezvous at Dimitri The Lover’s
waterfront fuck pad.

PLEASE NOTE: REAL MEN DON’T DRINK ALCOHOL DUE TO THE FEMINIZING
EFFECTS CREATED WHEN ETHANOL OVERWHELMES THE LIVER AND RENDERS IT
INCAPABLE OF CLEARING THE MALE BODY OF ESTROGENS PRODUCED NATURALLY IN
THE ADIPOSE TISSUE. THEREFORE, NONE OF THESE SECRET GUARANTEED PICK-
UP SPOTS ARE EITHER BARS OR NIGHTCLUBS. STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND
MONEY!!! AT NIGHT REAL MEN ARE AT HOME FUCKING SLUTS, GIRLFRIENDS, &
WIVES (PREFERABLY ALL 3 SIMULTANEOUSLY), AND NOT DESPERATELY WANDERING
THE STREETS LOOKING FOR DRUNKEN TRI-ORIFICED BEINGS TO CONQUER.

Due to the controversial nature of this meeting, all attendees will be
thoroughly searched for recording devices before entering. Also, all
attendees must swear that they will not disclose the SECRET GUARANTEED
PICK-UP SPOTS revealed at this very special meeting to the outside
world. MAKE SURE TO BRING A WRITING PAD AND PEN TO TAKE NOTES !!!

Finally, past and potential attendees desperately seeking seduction
guidance often turn to our web site. Every week we add exciting new
information about Dimitri The Lover, his seduction programs, and the
TORONTO REAL MEN. Even if you are not able to attend our next TORONTO
REAL MEN meeting, make sure to visit http://www.TorontoRealMen.com to
benefit from The Prophet’s newest divine wisdom.

TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are held the 2nd Wednesday of each month,
from 7-10 PM, 754 Danforth Avenue, two blocks East of Pape Station, on
the North side. There is no sign for 754, but it is right beside the
pool hall at 752. There is lots of free parking on the side streets.
Please get there by 6:30 PM to secure parking. Food & beverages are
served, compliments of Dimitri The Lover. To register for this
special seduction lair meeting, IMMEDIATELY go to http://www.TorontoRealMen.com.
Also, make sure to let your closest friends know!

Cost per meeting is $29+GST paid on-line 24h in advance OR $40
Dimitrified cash at the door. If you prefer, annual membership is
just $269+GST, which includes admittance to all TORONTO REAL MEN
meetings (works out to about $22/meeting), regular meet & greets with
sluts from the community, 10%% off Dimitri The Lover’s products &
courses, and a subscription to The Prophet's controversial monthly
newsletter, Toronto Slut Alert.

Why is Dimitri The Lover so proficient in psychologically conquering
sluts? Dimitri The Lover is a MEDICAL DOCTOR using psychiatric
insight to conquer sluts, and in-depth anatomic knowledge to expertly
pleasure them. Combining his medical training with over 15 years of
field research on the streets of Toronto, he figured out a way in
which to identify women who crave cock by their “slut gait” and “slut
gaze”. He has also located “trigger points” on several areas of the
body which when palpated under the guise of “relaxing massage”, will
have any slut begging for any cock within reach. Therefore, Dimitri
The Lover is the ONLY pick up guru in the world who has conducted IN-
FIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH ON SEDUCTION and has PROFESSIONAL CREDENTIALS
TO BACK HIM UP !!!

TORONTO REAL MEN is the world’s FIRST and ONLY Seduction Lair in which
an actual DIRECT METHOD SEDUCTION GURU with REAL CREDENTIALS gives
REAL LIFE ADVICE on how to seduce local sluts, without hard-selling
his courses. Also, there is ABSOLUTELY NO ADMINISTRATIVE BULLSHIT
because Canada’s Greatest Lover & Seducer, Dimitri The Lover, makes
all financial and organizational decisions unilaterally. Dimitri The
Lover is dedicated to teaching horny men how to detect, seduce, and
enslave hot desperate sluts, and will answer all questions about
dating, sex, & love. ONLY ONE RULE: anything discussed at TORONTO
REAL MEN, stays at TORONTO REAL MEN !!! Participants know that
keeping what Dimitri The Lover teaches secret gives us all a
competitive advantage.

PLEASE NOTE: To attend a TORONTO REAL MEN meeting, you must sign a
declaration that you are either a heterosexual or bisexual male, and
renounce METROSEXUALITY as a FEMINIST MEDIA CONSPIRACY. Any man
dressing or acting like a homosexual/metrosexual, even if he swears to
be a heterosexual, will be denied entry! LESBIANS, BISEXUAL FEMALES,
& THEIR PARTNERS may attend as “HONOURARY HETEROSEXUAL MALES”,
benefiting from The Prophet’s unparalleled proficiency in seducing hot
bi-curious sluts into MFF threesomes.