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The Authorized Alt.Seduction.Fast
FAQ
SECTIONS:
1. Introduction
2. Purpose of ASF
3. Rules
4. Commonly Used Terms
5. Frequently Used Acronyms
6. Speed Seduction FAQ
7. Criticisms & Responses
8. Contact Information
INTRODUCTION:
I abhor tedious' FAQ's. So I wrote this one.
I will cover the purpose of alt.seduction.fast, the rules of
engagement,
some of the questions you may have about speed seduction, and some of
the
commonly used terms in the group.
There is contact information at the end of this FAQ.
Hey ho let's go.
PURPOSE OF ALT.SEDUCTION.FAST:
This group was created by Ross Jeffries to sell Speed Seduction (c)
(TM)
(all rights reserved).
However usenet being what it is ASF has... evolved... since then.
ASF: provides a place for customers and fans of the products to
congregate,
express ideas, and engage in dicksize wars. Though communication we
achieve
increased penis size.
ASF: is also for prospective customers to read Ross Jeffries and R.
Don
Steele demonstrate thier respective character and decide not to send
them
any money.
ASF: provides a staging area for lawsuits.
ASF: provides a place where Speed Seduction (c)(TM) (all rights
reserved)
fans and cultists can just hang out and hate.
ASF: provides a forum for discussing general seduction techniques.
RULES:
Participating in ASF constitutes an agreement to nothing. As an alt.*
group
the only rules applicable are the ones your ISP chooses to enforce. In
practice this means that if your ISP is staffed by pussies you can be
shut
up by the heckler's veto of whichever psuedo-moderator or netcop
bitches
and moans the loudest.
If this happens to you there are two options:
A. Learn how to use an anonymous remailer. For details check
alt.privacy.anon-server.
B. Get an account with a free speech respecting ISP. See: www.altopia.net
for details.
In posting you may find the following helpful hints useful:
A. SPAMMING. As Ross Jeffries created ASF as a bold act of protest
against
International Communism and its conspiracy to suppress consensual acts
of
commercial speech on usenet it is only fitting that ASF should boldly
renounce the vigilante efforts of the net abuse Red Guards and
encourage
commerce to bring peace and justice to the Galactic Republic.
Yay capitalism!
B. THERE IS NO RULE #2.
C. FLAMING. Flaming is way cool.
D. CROSSPOSTING. Crossposting is fine, provided you enjoy endless
blathering idiocy from such experts in metafailure as TheKunt of the
Dead,
Aaron Kockless, J.A.E and other neo-maxi-zimdweebies.
E. PRODUCT INFORMATION. It is not only a violation of the FAQ, but of
Federal Copyright law, the Forms of Kanly and Article 5 of the
Ganymede
Treaty to post information from any Speed Seduction (c)(TM) (all
rights
reserved) product that is not already available on the Speed Seduction
web
site, without prior permission from Ross Jeffries. These products are
trademarked and the material is copyrighted. So if you decide to post
them
be sure to use an anonymous remailer.
4. COMMONLY USED TERMS:
Ambiguity: Terms that sound alike, yet differ in meaning, like
'testimonial' and 'advertising copy'
Bitch Shield: See: Dawn Taylor, synonym: Morbid Obesity
Neg or Neg Hit: A comment that instead of being complimentary is
instead
slightly insulting or indifferent. It is used primarily to get that
fucking
whore to respect your authoritaaaaaaaah and bring you your chicken pot
pie
gadammit!
Next: A very simple word that if you don't know what it means you must
be a
frickin retard.
Pattern: A way of using your language to induce a trance state and
input subliminal commands into a person's sub conscious mind. For
example
'Would you like to TOUCH MY MONKEY' is a subliminal command that you'd
like
to watch the Planet of the Apes marathon on TNT.
5. FREQUENTLY USED ACRONYMS:
AFC: Average Frustrated Chimp
ASF: Alt.Seduction.Fast
CB: Cock Blocker
HB: Hot babe
NLP: Neuro-Linguistic Programming
POTW: Pattern Of The Week
PTS: Point to self.
PU: Pick Up
PUA: Pick Up Artist
SP: Self-point
SS: Speed Seduction
GYSPOMYGDA: Get Your Stinking Paws Off Me You Goddam Dirty Ape
UG: Ugly Girl see: Dawn Taylor
Frequently Asked Questions From Customers About Speed Seduction(TM):
*Does this really work?*
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
*Will this work on older women? Younger women? Beautiful women?*
Yes.
*Can I use this to get one special girl I've always wanted?*
Yes. But variety is the spice of life.
*Is this disrespectful of women?*
Only if you are.
*Does studying speed seduction make me a "loser?"*
No.
"Knowledge is Good"
*I'm not very good at talking. How can I make sure this works for me?
*
Practice makes perfect.
*Do I have to be mean/cruel/a jerk to women? I sure don't want to do
that! *
You don't have to be a jerk to score with lots of women.
But it sure helps.
*What is your background to discuss this? *
I am the Lizard King.
I can do anything.
* Isn't speed seduction really expensive? *
Nah, you can just learn it for free right here.
But if it helps ya send Ross a few bucks. He's earned it.
7. SOME COMMON CRITICISMS & RESPONSES:
*Speed Seduction is dishonest.*
Dishonesty is not necessary for speed seduction. However some of the
early
materials do advocate dishonesty. Experience shows that dishonesty in
seduction is highly counterproductive.
Not to mention unsportsmanlike.
*I saw Ross' page and he talks about doing things without her knowing
about it! That contradicts what you say about the dishonesty!"*
Brevity is the soul of wit. There's a name for people who explain
everything in advance: Bores. Unless you define honesty is providing a
running commentary on your every move speed seduction is no more or
less
dishonest than any other human interaction.
*Speed Seduction is manipulative.*
All effective intentional communication is manipulative.
Deal with it.
*Speed Seduction is a form of mind rape that takes advantage of
women.*
By that logic salesmen are thieves. Sales is what our free society is
based
on.
If ya don't like it go to Cuba where you belong ya goddam dirty
hippie.
*Speed Seduction is not effective if the women know about it.*
If a woman asks you if you are seducing her
You say YES!
and you will find that it still works.
*Women resent Speed Seduction.*
Many defensive luzenet biatches resent speed seduction. Fortunately
for men
thier cranky attitudes do not reflect those of most women.
*Speed Seducers are just using women.*
In any consensual sex act men and women use each other.
Where's the downside?
*Speed Seduction leaves women feeling hurt.*
Not if it's done right.
*The feelings created with Speed Seduction aren't genuine they are
just
memories.*
If that's wrong she don't wanna be right.
* Speed Seduction is easy to spot and women will see through it.*
So what?
* The patterns do not reflect how I really feel and repeating them is
Insincere.*
Post a message encrypted with my public key to alt.fan.jackie-
tokeman. If
your newserver doesn't get a.f.j-t isn't it about time you requested
it? If
they still won't get it just post it to some other group I read with
the
subject YO TOKEMAN!
Here is my public key:
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