I believe he's actually genetically incapable of doing that.
Even if he got his wish of a one "world government" with him as supreme
dictator and his choice of women and the ability to smite his enemies
with lightning bolts at will, he would find some reason to be unhappy
and miserable. In the end, his ability to control world events like a
little girl's tea party with her dolls would get extremely boring to him.
Mr. Parker, in his ideal world, would literally kill all of humanity for
one reason or another, leaving himself completely alone.
Then he would be upset because no one is answering his tech support
calls.
If he got to heaven, he'd be upset that "trader trash" were allowed in,
and he'd try to overthrow God, thus becoming the next Satan.
Fascinating thought, isn't it, Parker? To actually go head-to-head with
the Divine Creator? To see if you could outsmart Almighty God and take
over his post, or at least become the super-villain in the next
religious epoch?
Imagine being able--at will--to kill anyone you wanted with a death
wish, and never having to go to court or prison because, well, you'd
have beaten God Himself! Even HE wouldn't be able to punish you, because
you'd see to it that the definition of "eternal" would change (but not
where you would be concerned, of course).
Just think, Gordon Roy Parker ... all that power could be yours! The
ability to jump off of high buildings and not die. The ability to know
everything everyone's thinking, all the time ... boy, I bet it just
makes you gaze up with glassy-eyed stares and wonder when God will make
it all come to pass for you ...
Why, you could bring your mother back from the dead with just a snap of
your fingers, and your father too! And Walter! Dear dear old Walter who
just abandoned everyone in their hour of need ... he wasn't present at
your mother's memorial service, was he? Where was he while you were busy
doing more important things than taking care of your dying mother? Busy
doing things like posting to Usenet and filing a lawsuit you knew deep
down in your heart you wouldn't win, because someone who calls himself
"God" had already told you that it wasn't your time yet.
So, all you have to console yourself with is dreams of murder and trying
to make life miserable for an ordinary stripper...when deep down you
know that you need to be not just accepted, not just respected, but
worshipped and feared ... why, you deserve to be a billionaire just
because you're Gordon Roy Parker! And not just any Gordon Roy Parker,
but *THE* Gordon Roy Parker who lives in the Fairfax Apartments in
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, very near the University of Pennsylvania.
Ah, UPenn, a place where co-eds frolic and romp in the sunshine, not
knowing that they've been marked for death by the next Supreme Being ...
along with Olympic-Level gymnasts (most of whom are well under the legal
age to have sexual activity with Mr. Parker, but that won't matter once
he becomes Jehovah/Allah/Yahweh (along with Darwin and Galileo and Dr.
Martin Luther King Jr. for good measure) ...
I mean, if you can make yourself believe that you're a FEMALE instead of
a MALE, you can make yourself believe that you're ANYTHING you want to
be ... and believing is the biggest hurdle to success, isn't it?
So, just believe that you can become God Almighty and be above the law
because (after all) you CREATED the law ... and you just might be able
to become God after all.
And then, once you did, you'd be able to find out who your "old friends"
really are. (And not be afraid to tell the world, because you'd be
immune from anything, because you'd be GOD!)
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