Krusty the FAGGOT: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice
aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Krusty the FAGGOT: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Krusty the
FAGGOT.
Krusty the FAGGOT: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard
hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Krusty the FAGGOT: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Krusty the FAGGOT: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real
beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Krusty the FAGGOT: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8
Penis of
the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Krusty the FAGGOT: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the
Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
ridiculous.
Krusty the FAGGOT: Don't f**k with me bitch, I'm the mightiest
sorcerer of the
lands.
Krusty the FAGGOT: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000
Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Krusty the FAGGOT: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my
lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Krusty the FAGGOT: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr.
Robotnik's
evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan
steals my
accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Krusty the FAGGOT: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard
now.
Krusty the FAGGOT: Baby?