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Author: ScruffScruff Date: Dec 15, 2006 02:28
Someone sent this to me, it gave me a chuckle, but it is just a joke!
Enjoy!
Subject: A letter from the Home Office to the people of the USA.
To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect a suitable President of the USA
and
thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of
your
independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty...
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Author: happyseducedgirlhappyseducedgirl Date: Dec 15, 2006 02:51
Scruff wrote:
> Someone sent this to me, it gave me a chuckle, but it is just a joke!
> Enjoy!
>
>
> Subject: A letter from the Home Office to the people of the USA.
>
> To the citizens of the United States of America,
>
> In the light of your failure to elect a suitable President of the USA
> and
> thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of
> your
> independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
> will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other
> territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime
> minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85%% of you who
> have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders)
> will appoint a minister for America without the need for further
> elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire ...
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Author: Krus T. OlfardKrus T. Olfard Date: Dec 16, 2006 11:52
> Dear Scruff,
>
> I am in nearly total agreement with your propoasl except for one
> thing. Trying to abolish "American Football" would cause a second
> revoluton, which would probably be fought on your soil this time
> rather than over here. There is one other thing we seem to do quite
> well. The US Military is quite good, and rather larger than HM
> Forces. You did win the battle of Bunker Hill, but who has the hill
> now? Eh?
>
> Besides, there seems to be a problem with your King to be. He
> obviously needs glasses, because he let Di to for (ugh) CPB.
and the Japanese play baseball - admittedly most of them are not very
good at it but still, someone outside the US does like it!
--
Krustavus Teofilus Olfard
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Author: mathiasmathias Date: Dec 16, 2006 11:55
haha!! funny shit :D:D
"The US Military is quite good"
This is true, but that's because something like 50%% of us tax dollars goes
into the military. I think it's only 2%% in England
I think the american economy is a bit fucked at the moment. At the exchange
it's 2 dollars to the pound.
splat.net> wrote in message
news:1166188908_14575@sp6iad.superfeed.net...> Dear Scruff,
>
> I am in nearly total agreement with your propoasl except for one thing.
> Trying to abolish "American...
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Author: John C. RandolphJohn C. Randolph Date: Dec 17, 2006 21:02
On 2006-12-15 02:28:27 -0800, "Scruff" googlemail.com> said:
> Someone sent this to me, it gave me a chuckle, but it is just a joke!
> Enjoy!
Ah, yes... The perennial British Empire fantasy.
Well, if you couldn't even hold on to Rhodesia, what chance is there of
reconquering the country that rescued you from Germany in both world
wars?
-jcr
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Author: John C. RandolphJohn C. Randolph Date: Dec 17, 2006 21:04
On 2006-12-16 21:54:37 -0800, Teddybear@ splat.net said:
> The last time the British Army had a
> problem with muslim extremists they simply wrapped up each one that they
> managed to kill in pigskin, and burried them in secret.
You're a little out of date there. The British Army has ongoing
problems with muslim extremists right now, and they're not doing
anything of the kind.
-jcr
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