No, no 'guru' is on a manic posting spree but gordy roy parker is.

Life must have bitch-slapped him again - that's usually when he goes off
like this.

Take some meds or something, gordy roy. Get a grip on reality.

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I'm an opinionated bastard. Everything I post is my opinion. If you do
not like my opinions then killfile me - if you like my opinions then send
me money.

The KTO Dictionary of Subjective Language

Tard: n Someone whose actions/words make her/him look like an idiot in
public but s/he is too disconnected to reality to realize it.