Hail Eris! On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:20:28 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Aratzio, when they suddenly burst out in tears:
> On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:45:04 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühwØ£f
> bloviated:
>>On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:51:54 +0000, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
>>following claims :
>>> On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:10:50 -0700, §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies,
>>> denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>>> obfuscations:
>>>> On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:31:03 +0000, TransWench aided th' terraists
>>>> with the following claims :
>>>>> I was busily flonking away in rec.games.chess.politics,
>>>>> alt.seduction.fast and alt.usenet.kooks, when The Goddess Eris
>>>>> Herself suddenly made me reply to Krus T. Olfard:
>>>>>> Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:
>>>>>>> Hail Eris! On Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:37:47 -0400, JJTj frothed and
>>>>>>> foamed:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Let us never forget that Gordon Roy Parker...7 years ago..posted:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ------------- Gordon Roy Parker on the day of 9/11
>>>>>>>> ------------------
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"There was no significant loss of life in those towers. Not a
>>>>>>>>>>one."
>>>>>>>>>> - Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon), September 11, 2001
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"This attack happened in my HOMETOWN, a hometown I do not live in
>>>>>>>>>>or work in because of illegal behavior. I hope those who swiped
>>>>>>>>>>my ability to live there enjoy the message they got from GOD
>>>>>>>>>>today.........."
>>>>>>>>>> - Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon), September 11, 2001
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"In that building existed little more than a bunch of companies
>>>>>>>>>>which hire "office whores" and the like. I have no sympathy for
>>>>>>>>>>employment discriminators, and if someone had to die in this
>>>>>>>>>>attack, I couldn't think of a better group of people for the
>>>>>>>>>>terrorists to pick."
>>>>>>>>>> - Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon), September 11, 2001
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"Now you know what it's like to see your horrors mocked the way
>>>>>>>>>>mine have been. That's not mental illness, that's a political
>>>>>>>>>>message, apparently delivered quite brilliantly."
>>>>>>>>>> - Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon), September 11, 2001
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"There was no significant loss of life in those towers. Their own
>>>>>>>>>>evil is what prevented me from being among the dead, and which
>>>>>>>>>>added the "Unknown Office Whore" to their numbers because god
>>>>>>>>>>forbid some loser executive would have to hire a man.Those
>>>>>>>>>>corporations could have hired me, put me to work in that
>>>>>>>>>>building, let me live in NYC, and experience all of the fun
>>>>>>>>>>that's going on up there now."
>>>>>>>>>> - Gordon Roy Parker (aka Ray Gordon), September 11
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, y'know, one could point out that more US servicepeople have
>>>>>>> died in Iraq since the invasion than died in the towers, so maybe
>>>>>>> it wasn't all that significant, after all.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One could point it out if one felt the need to post irrelevant BS.
>>>>>> Yes, one could...
>>>>>
>>>>> Just pointing out that ShrubCo repeatedly made a bogus connection
>>>>> between al-Qaeda and Saddam Hussein, using it as one more lame
>>>>> justification for the invasion, an invasion with a price tag in the
>>>>> lives of American servicepeople now closing in on 5,000 (counting
>>>>> only those actually killed in Iraq by insurgent activity, mind you,
>>>>> and none of those who died on the way to Germany, or in Germany, of
>>>>> their wounds, or committed suicide after recovering, physically, as
>>>>> much as they could, or were rendered near-vegetables, and so on) --
>>>>> rather expensive, that.
>>>>>
>>>>> War is Peace (apparently)
>>>>
>>>> have you seen "V is for Vendetta"?
>>>> give it a rent and enjoy the interesting modern commentary on using
>>>> media to manipulate a public into giving up its civil liberties :)
>>>
>>> Saw it in theatre. Damn good movie, damn good commentary.
>>
>>Heh...hows it end? I fell asleep during the last 30 minutes...
>
> 1812 Overture
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