Alex
gmail.com> wrote in
news:C4B92F24.12B825%%alexknyc@gmail.com:
>>> On Jul 31, 9:00?pm, An Old Friend
friend.invalid.com> wrote:>>>> In article
,
>>>> ?"Krus T. Olfard" odor.com> wrote:
>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> It's just. ?not. much. of. a. man.
>>>>
>>>>>> Oh look, Mr. Parker thinks he can make his point more
>>>>>> emphatically if. he. uses. periods. after. each. word.
>>>>
>>>>>> How. Hello. Kitty. Cute.
>>>>
>>>>> Would that be Hello. gordy. Ugly.?
>>>>
>>>> I wonder if I can convince Sanrio (isn't that the company's name?)
>>>> to make a "Hello Gordy" character.
>>>
>>> Wow! What a fucking great idea that is! A Hello Gordy Doll! That
>>> talks. It could be programmed with like a dozen or so of his most
>>> infamous statements, each one coming on like when somebody squeezes
>>> his head. And his head could be made of moldable rubber so one
>>> could reshape it making it kinda life-like, like his bent gumby
>>> head.
>>>
>>> Sorry, Parker, PARODY is protected speech. Go suck a lemon.
It's a great Hello gordy Doll (can't bring myself to capitalize his name
even for a parody).
I also noted the missing lip decoration but figured that it might be more
acceptable to the buying public with that thing gone.
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The KTO Dictionary of Subjective Language
Tard: n Someone whose actions/words make her/him look like an idiot in
public but s/he is too disconnected to reality to realize it.
