> Has your mum received any more mail about you?
> How about your neighbours?
> Your apartment complex managers?
> Have your neighbours been looking at you with more disgust than usual?
> Are you capable of replying to this without changing the subject:
> header?
> Do you really have herpes?
> If yes, how did you contract it?
> Did you really support the 9/11 attacks?
> Did you really wish for the death of a little gurl?
> Have you ever seen a naked woman that you didn't have to pay?
> Who is Hellen?
> Are you currently employed?
> Why did you live with your mum until you were 41?
> What are you going to do now that she has passed on and can no longer
> support you?
> Have you ever received a trip to the loony bin and/or jail?
> Have you ever been under the care of a mental health professional?
> Do you really have a restraining order against you?
> Where did you get the $1300 that you claim to have spent on strippers?
> Why do you consider invites to coffee a threat?
> Did your cat die? Is said dead cat in the litterbox and/or freezer?
> Was the post on eBaums World really you asking for advice?
> Will you ever answer any questions put to you?
> Do you still fear coffee?
> How's the lolsuit against Microsoft and Yahoo going?
> Did you really have a beverage thrown in your face while a P.I. for a
> guy whose wife you threatened videotaped it?
> Do you suck homo hobos for money?
> Why do you fear "Anonymous cockroaches" so much?
> Was that your late mum on the answering machine telling me that I
> called Penn Word Processing?
> Tell us more about this threatening telephone call that you claim to
> have received. Who was it? And what did they say?
> What do you think of The Pick-Up Artist?
> Have you sold any of the ten spots on your online coaching service?
> Do the services you intend to provide to your potential future
> customers comply with the terms and agreements set forth in the PayPal
> user agreement?
> Do you have a legal satellite or cable television hookup, or are you
> using some illicit method to watch "The Pick-Up Artist" and "Ice Road
> Truckers"?
> Are you now, or have you ever been, a homosexual? (not that there's
> anything wrong with that)
> How's business going at Penn Word Processing?
> Is Penn Word Processing a legal business, or did Penny and/or you not
> register it like they should have?
> What's happening with the lien against Penny? Was it paid off before
> she died? Was any part of her estate siezed to satisfy said lien?
> You claim to have be catching up on your back taxes for quite some
> time now. How long have you been catching up on them for? And how much
> did/do you owe? And why didn't you pay them when you were supposed to
> pay them? And when are you going to be done paying your back taxes?
> Do you fear this list of questions?
> Is there any more taxes that you should owe, but the government agency
> that is responsible for collecting said taxes is unaware that you owe
> them?
> Have you been banned from the VH1 message boards?
> You claim to have spent over $1300 on strippers. Where did you get the
> $1300, when you don't even make enough to pay your taxes?
> You claim to have spent over $1300 in strippers. Where did you get the
> $1300, when your mum, whom you are still dependent on at age 40,
> doesn't even make enough to pay her taxes?
> How much do you weigh?
> What is your pant size?
> When you sit down on a bus, how many seats are occupied by your ass?
> (note: any seat, no matter how little of it you occupy, is counted as
> one full seat.)
> How often do you bathe?
> Do you have a fear of water?
> Do you have a fear of soap and water?
> Are you still obsessed with Tabitha Hassell?
> How are things going with Project 5000?
> Are w_phemister and pelt_taker from "Project 5000" socks?
> Why do you use that pic of yourself on the Project 5000 Yahoo Group?
> How did you meet Princess Jodie?
> What did you pay/barter in order to get her to do those videos for
> you?
> Have you abandoned the Yahoo group theseductionlibrary?
> What did you think of your profile on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
> What happened between you and your beloved Princess Jodie to cause the
> rift between you two?
> What did Princess Jodie post to "Project 5000" that you considered
> defamatory?
> Did that CVS that's across the street diagonally used to be a
> Walgreens?
> What's the Shop 'n Bag on Walnut Street like?
> When you take the El, do you use the 40th street station, or the 46th
> street station?
> Are you know, or have you ever been, employed full time?
> Why do you consider queries into the businesses you advertise in your
> sig to be threats?
> What's it like to be you, living less than a quarter mile from and ivy
> league school, where the students have so much potential, yet you
> still live with your mommy at 40?
> Do you know the guy who watches porn in the lobby of The Fairfax?
> When your mum died in July 2007, why didn't you tell us like you tell
> us everything else that happens to you?
> Why do you believe that K2 is the world's highest mountain?
> A while ago, you bragged about talking to a girl at a bus stop and she
> didn't run away in fear and/or disgust. What happened between you and
> her after that first encounter?
> Did you tell the truth when you posted about your encounter with the
> Obama supporters?
> You haven't been posting as much lately as you have in the past. Why
> is that?
> I noticed you don't answer the questions in this list. Why is that?
> In your "Chess Mafia" lolsuit, you stop in the middle of your
> complaint to compare the alleged actors in the case to characters from
> "The Sopranos". What made you think that that was a good idea?
>
> That's all I can think of for now, but may be some others here can add
> to the list of questions that we all want you to answer. I'm going to
> watch a couple episodes of "Life" while I await your answers.