Has your mum received any more mail about you?
How about your neighbours?
Your apartment complex managers?
Have your neighbours been looking at you with more disgust than usual?
Are you capable of replying to this without changing the subject:
header?
Do you really have herpes?
If yes, how did you contract it?
Did you really support the 9/11 attacks?
Did you really wish for the death of a little gurl?
Have you ever seen a naked woman that you didn't have to pay?
Who is Hellen?
Are you currently employed?
Why did you live with your mum until you were 41?
What are you going to do now that she has passed on and can no longer
support you?
Have you ever received a trip to the loony bin and/or jail?
Have you ever been under the care of a mental health professional?
Do you really have a restraining order against you?
Where did you get the $1300 that you claim to have spent on strippers?
Why do you consider invites to coffee a threat?
Did your cat die? Is said dead cat in the litterbox and/or freezer?
Was the post on eBaums World really you asking for advice?
Will you ever answer any questions put to you?
Do you still fear coffee?
How's the lolsuit against Microsoft and Yahoo going?
Did you really have a beverage thrown in your face while a P.I. for a
guy whose wife you threatened videotaped it?
Do you suck homo hobos for money?
Why do you fear "Anonymous cockroaches" so much?
Was that your late mum on the answering machine telling me that I
called Penn Word Processing?
Tell us more about this threatening telephone call that you claim to
have received. Who was it? And what did they say?
What do you think of The Pick-Up Artist?
Have you sold any of the ten spots on your online coaching service?
Do the services you intend to provide to your potential future
customers comply with the terms and agreements set forth in the PayPal
user agreement?
Do you have a legal satellite or cable television hookup, or are you
using some illicit method to watch "The Pick-Up Artist" and "Ice Road
Truckers"?
Are you now, or have you ever been, a homosexual? (not that there's
anything wrong with that)
How's business going at Penn Word Processing?
Is Penn Word Processing a legal business, or did Penny and/or you not
register it like they should have?
What's happening with the lien against Penny? Was it paid off before
she died? Was any part of her estate siezed to satisfy said lien?
You claim to have be catching up on your back taxes for quite some
time now. How long have you been catching up on them for? And how much
did/do you owe? And why didn't you pay them when you were supposed to
pay them? And when are you going to be done paying your back taxes?
Do you fear this list of questions?
Is there any more taxes that you should owe, but the government agency
that is responsible for collecting said taxes is unaware that you owe
them?
Have you been banned from the VH1 message boards?
You claim to have spent over $1300 on strippers. Where did you get the
$1300, when you don't even make enough to pay your taxes?
You claim to have spent over $1300 in strippers. Where did you get the
$1300, when your mum, whom you are still dependent on at age 40,
doesn't even make enough to pay her taxes?
How much do you weigh?
What is your pant size?
When you sit down on a bus, how many seats are occupied by your ass?
(note: any seat, no matter how little of it you occupy, is counted as
one full seat.)
How often do you bathe?
Do you have a fear of water?
Do you have a fear of soap and water?
Are you still obsessed with Tabitha Hassell?
How are things going with Project 5000?
Are w_phemister and pelt_taker from "Project 5000" socks?
Why do you use that pic of yourself on the Project 5000 Yahoo Group?
How did you meet Princess Jodie?
What did you pay/barter in order to get her to do those videos for
you?
Have you abandoned the Yahoo group theseductionlibrary?
What did you think of your profile on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
What happened between you and your beloved Princess Jodie to cause the
rift between you two?
What did Princess Jodie post to "Project 5000" that you considered
defamatory?
Did that CVS that's across the street diagonally used to be a
Walgreens?
What's the Shop 'n Bag on Walnut Street like?
When you take the El, do you use the 40th street station, or the 46th
street station?
Are you know, or have you ever been, employed full time?
Why do you consider queries into the businesses you advertise in your
sig to be threats?
What's it like to be you, living less than a quarter mile from and ivy
league school, where the students have so much potential, yet you
still live with your mommy at 40?
Do you know the guy who watches porn in the lobby of The Fairfax?
When your mum died in July 2007, why didn't you tell us like you tell
us everything else that happens to you?
Why do you believe that K2 is the world's highest mountain?
A while ago, you bragged about talking to a girl at a bus stop and she
didn't run away in fear and/or disgust. What happened between you and
her after that first encounter?
Did you tell the truth when you posted about your encounter with the
Obama supporters?
You haven't been posting as much lately as you have in the past. Why
is that?
I noticed you don't answer the questions in this list. Why is that?
In your "Chess Mafia" lolsuit, you stop in the middle of your
complaint to compare the alleged actors in the case to characters from
"The Sopranos". What made you think that that was a good idea?

That's all I can think of for now, but may be some others here can add
to the list of questions that we all want you to answer. I'm going to
watch a couple episodes of "Life" while I await your answers.