(thought I'd posted this message to here before? But somehow it is not
here, ah well... going to repost. This is the first ever LR posted to
the auckland lair when it was still using google groups)

Was feeling so wasted after that evening's test (nearly fell asleep
during it!), however as this LR report shows Fridays and Saturdays
tend to always being going off. You shouldn't miss them just because
you feel blitzed out of your mind from lack of sleep! lol

A guy (Dieter, a hot German student and rugby player) I'm living with
wanted to be going out to the viaduct but needed somebody to go along
with, that meant I got dragged along....

Down we wandered to the viaduct, walked in and out of few place. With
the first place we stayed at being the little bar between Degree and
Loaded Hog (the R20 place). However after a while of this I had to
leave, my ears were beginning to seriously hurt (very weird, first
time ever I've felt anything like that). That place and Code have to
be the two loudest places I've ever been to in the CBD, to make
matters worse it is far smaller which makes you even closer to the
speakers (damn, r squared rule).
Told Dieter that I wasn't going to stand that place another moment,
and we bounced to Degree. Even though Degree was much quieter, after I
while my ears couldn't stand that (very weird again! They must have
still been hurting from the previous place).
Let Dieter know I'll be leaving him there at degree, while I took a
little walk to clear my mind and rest my ears... then I'd be back
soon.

My plan was to wander around the big parking lot in front of Degree
(where they had that outdoor movie theatre during summer). On the way
this guy (CellPoneGuy) stops me to ask where the restaurant "Lone
Star" (this guy was standing together with a girl next to the railing
on the corner in front of Degree. I'll call the girl HBLStar because
of this...). I fluff about in response. However after racking my
brains for a moment I couldn't recall where it is, even though I had
heard of it. Neither did he know the street it is on, otherwise I'd be
able to tell him where it is in a sec (I've got an awesome memory for
inner city streets). Apparently CellPhoneGuy is trying to find Lone
Star because he is meant to be having dinner there with his friends,
except they aren't replying with the address/directions because the
friend's phone is dead or whatever the hell the reason was.

The ear pain (not to mention zombie mind) wasn't putting me in much of
a mood to talk for ages and ages, so on I walked with on my walk.
After my relaxing little walk around the parking lot of looking up at
the sky, watching the waves, admiring the cars, talking to a random
homeless guy, etc... I was on my way back to Degree and to join my
friend on the dance floor again. HBLStar is still standing on the
corner, however all by herself and with CellPhoneGuy nowhere to be
seen.

At this point it clicks in my mind that the two of them are not
together, and she doesn't know him anymore than I do. CellPhoneGuy
must have approached HBLStar just like he asked me as I was walking
by. Later on I did wonder if we was just using that as an opener of
sorts and really the whole thing was made up.... wouldn't be
surprised. Then the reason he brought me into the set is to spark a
bit of life into it (adding another person does that, while at the
same time the comfort clock keeps on ticking along. Should write about
that sometime), and/or to make his "story" of looking for the Lone
Star more congruent by asking other people even a guy such as myself.

Anyway, I then open her by making some mindless comment about how she
has barely moved far in all that time I've been on my walk (she was
leaning on the railing only half a dozen meters further along the
railing from where I'd last seen here).
Then we fluffed about that for a little while, and then about the guy
and wondering where the hell is Lone Star etc... (meanwhile I'd been
body rocking (to seem I was going to keep on walking into Degree)
gradually a less and less, until by about this point in time I was
then leaning back up against the railing next to her and standing
still) Talked a bit more about herself, why she happened to be in town
and standing right there. Think she didn't like the music that was
playing in the bar where all her friends where dancing and had left to
go wait outside, or some stupid reason like that.

There was a pause in the conversation (too often I haven't been using
pauses in the conversation well, but an area I'm working on getting
better at), partly because I couldn't really bother/think of much to
say. Instead I said to her we should play naughts and crosses (good
thing about this is it takes pressure of needing to talk so much
because there is an activity to do), plus it was during this game I
noticed her biggest jump in attraction towards me. Oh, and I can pile
on automatic kino during the game. Of course still had a bit fluff
talk going on during the game, which is easy to do because there are
heaps of things you can say related to what you are doing right at
that moment.

After the game HBLStar has her hands over me wanting to drag me into
Degree so "we can dance", once we are in however I want to find my
friend instead so I can tell him we are back. After looking around I
can't find him downstairs so we go upstairs, he can't be seen there
either even though his jumper is still there. We use the view from the
top to look down onto the dance floor and still can't see him, at
about this point in time she decides to buy me a drink and asks me
what I drink (think I said Monteith's Black). Of she goes to the
upstairs bar to get a couple of those, while I wait in the lounge in
the corner (under the tv). More fluff talk during the drinking, blah
blah blah.... at one point during this she reaches up to drag me down
(I'm way taller than all the girls I have sex with, unfortunately.
Would be nice just for a change to fuck somebody who is taller than
me! lol) so I presume to be able to talk into my ear again. Nope, she
ends up kissing me. Ah well, they just can't stop themselves can
they... of course she later claims it was me who kissed her first!
lol Her anti-slut defence kicking in to save herself, by making her
believe it was me instead of her that made the "first move" (but then
again, kissing never is the "first move").

In spite of her claims of "we should go dance and get
smashed" (probably mentioning "smashed" falls under a desire for her
ASD to be able to give the excuse "we where drunk" etc...) she just
couldn't drink her beer up as fast as I was. This lead to her pouring
some of her beer into my glass. Ah, such a sweet girl giving a guy
even more beer... (and making it too hard for me to resist joking
that she must be trying to get me drunk so she could take advantage of
me!) During this time my friend Dieter happened to be going by us, so
I stopped him and said hi and introduced Dieter and HBLStar to each
other. Little bit more fluff talk between the three of us (of course
during this short period of time I'm mainly talking to Dieter), think
he went back home around about this time. He said he was just about to
leave anyway when I by luck I happened to stop him. Sometime while
upstairs I notice her watch, which leads to more fluff talk about the
watches. And her taking of both of our watches and putting her watch
onto my wrist and mine onto hers.

After the drinks she wanted to head downstairs and dance (even so,
there had already been a fair amount of grinding being done upstairs
in between the drinking). Down we went, after a while of much more
dancing and grinding etc... she takes me away to one of those booths
next to the dance floor.

Here is where it gets interesting, as I realise not only does she
REALLY like me but that she REALLY REALLY likes me so much she is even
trying to game me!! lol Fuck, this whole thing has seemed so easy.
From very early on in the pick up I barely had to do much more than
go along with the flow (well not strictly true, of course I was still
"being myself" during all this time. However I'm now such that
sometimes all I need to be is myself... sweet, no need to even try.
Suits me, I'm lazy).

Have fun counting all the various times in this LR that she is gaming
in some form or another (not to mention the many other times I'm
forgetting, and the more trivial bits of constant kino etc...).
Sometimes I could barely contain myself from laughing as I realised
what she was doing, although I expect the majority of it was all
totally unconscious actions on her part being done simply because she
felt so attracted to me (lucky how girls don't need to "learn" this,
they pick it up naturally from merely being alive).

1. Buying me beer. Yup, this is not really "game". But in conventional
thinking "buying a girl a drink" is game! lol Or this case it was
"buying the GUY a drink" (and she wasn't even the first girl that week
to buy me beer...)
2. Anchoring me in with her prop of her watch on my wrist (and mine on
hers), I can hardly run away so easily without giving it back! If I
disappear I still have to come back to get my watch... Plus this all
has the dual benefit of you are constantly noticing this different
watch on your wrist, which makes me frequently subconsciously thinking
about her and ramping up the speed at which I'm feeling comfort with
her. (i.e. a common PU trick played out in reverse to get the guy
instead of the normal to get the girl! lol)
2. Putting her legs over on top of mine while sitting in the booth,
and thus more comfort building kino etc..
3. Totally at random she decided show and teaching me a couple of
silly little school yard games. Can't recall their names at the moment
(she must have not been so good a teacher in teaching me!), something
like "thumb wrestling" and "hand slapping". Played both for a while.
(yet again, another kino tool PUA use, which also builds more
comfort....)
4. Yet more making out in the booth.
5. Venue changing, between outside and inside. And between upstairs
and downstairs. This is method for accelerating comfort levels by
time distortion.
6. Eventually at some point she say she is hungry and lets go eat.
Yup, you guessed it even more venue changing for time distortion. The
crowd is getting thin in Degree anyway (not that we had really noticed
from being too busy in our booth...), once outside we fluffed about as
we wondered about the city not really going anywhere at first until
she decides that it is Denny's that she wants to go because they would
still be open. On the way to there we go past the sky tower, being the
cheap as bastard which I really didn't want to go across the road into
Denny's to waste money there.

Drag her up into the casino instead to take her mind of having dinner
with me. Thinks I'd been lying when I told her my age was the same as
hers (HBLStar is a 22yo), because I told the bouncers I am 26. She is
right, I did lie. But to the bouncers not her, didn't want them to ID
check me like they did with her! lol We wander around inside, she
wanted to play some of the games there. Damn stupid idea, I believe
gambling is for the mathematically inept and told her so. Thus took
her outside to one of the empty smoking balconies. With the view from
there it is then her cue to go "oh, this is so romantic" and more
kissing, blah blah blah etc...

Is getting very late and I don't want to hang around there forever
(I'd been up since before dawn and only a couple of hours sleep before
that night too thanks to the evenings test), so out we go and I lead
her up Hobson street. Her mind was on food however I'm saying we are
walking up this way, and anyway after a little while we go past a tiny
diary. Where I buy a couple of meat pies for each of us. Around about
here she takes off her heels to walk in bare feet instead (I do the
same, because I do like walking in bare feet! Which causes me to fluff
on about the joys and advantages of walking in bare feet..)

When we reach the petrol station on the corner of Vincent and Pitt
Street she goes into buy us chocolate bars (such a wonderful girl,
buys me chocolate and beer! What more does a guy need?). Which reminds
me, chocolate is an aphrodisiac and buying people stuff means...

7. Buys me chocolate.
At times she does wonder where the hell we are going to which I reply
"I sleep under grafton bridge with the all the homeless people" (near
enough to the truth...).
Eventually we arrive back to my place, we fluff about a little but
otherwise it is pretty much straight to bed. She leaves the next
afternoon, while constantly saying we totally should meet up again
later that day to do something together (yeah right, I spent the rest
of the day sleep, eating, and watching the Rugby on TV).

Now I get to the end of this LR that truly feels like it should have
been written by her instead, with her detailing what she did too get
me. Because it seems like I did so little myself. Ah, such a nice
feeling.

If you are wondering how much I spent for the entire night.... five
bucks is the answer. $2.50 for each of the meat pies, and to think I
could buy pies from Pak'N Save for less than a dollar. Yeah, I feel
totally ripped off that I spent so much money on that night.
Postscript: the next day I discover HBLStar has "accidentally" left
her massive big red belt in my room. Yet another ploy to make sure she
has to come back to see me?! Hmm... devious creatures those girls are!
Several more days later I discover she also has left her earrings on
my chest of drawers. gee, wasn't the belt enough?!