Hello folks,

I just arrived at home, with an unpleasent experience in my bag.

I went to a hamburger shop and when I was getting my order at the
delivery point, suddenly a pretty girl arrived to complain that her
"chesse-burger" came without the egg ordered.

Her "cheese-burger" was already bitten and I decided to go lightly
cocky and funny about the situation, just for fun: "They can't add the
full egg in a cheese-burger already bitten. They will bite the egg and
then they'll put the egg in your cheese-burger".

When I just finished saying that words I felt something pointy at my
back. I hear a nervous male voice at my ear. I couldn't see the guy
talking.

The voice: "The next time I get you hitting on my girl, I will KILL
you."

Can you all imagine how I felt at this moment?

Fortunately, the guy was a former shcoolmate of mine. A schoolmate
with a bad taste for practical jokes. I talked to him. No harm done.
It was only a bad joke.

On Oct 31, 8:02 pm, "vonwei...@gmail.com" gmail.com> wrote:

I felt something pointy at my

Oh, you whacky Brazilians!

FO

On Oct 31, 10:16 pm, "Odious" cox.net.nospam> wrote:

On Nov 1, 6:16 pm, "Odious" cox.net.nospam> wrote:

eggs- aborted chickens.

msg'r
"dman" mytrashmail.com> wrote in message
news:1193896160.674688.70590@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...

LOL... please...

As if this would ever happen in a real situation, ever. I would be more
concerned that your cock-blocking friend with the practical joke streak
affected your state when talking to the girl, than worry about whether
ever in the next 50 years of your life you will ever encounter a
situation where some guy sticks his finger in your back and threatens to
kill you for talking to his girlfriend.

Just about the only time a guy will ever get aggressive is if you've
actively dissed him to his face (harsh, insulting AMOG). A guy who's
got a girlfriend worth anything in looks gets used to her getting "hit
on" all the time - you think guys with hot girlfriends walk around
following their girlfriends incognito all day threatening to kill every
guy who talks to their GF?

Even when AMOG'ing a dude to his face, you'd have to be socially
mis-calibrated and say something really disrespectful or dis him in
front of his friends in order for him to become aggressive - and
typically you'll see it coming and know well enough when to back off.

vonweimar@gmail.com wrote:

fakeobama@gmail.com wrote:

I would love to get something from Pink's some day but every time I
drive by there I see a line that looks like it'll take an hour to get
through.

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On Nov 1, 7:18 pm, Formhandle fastseduction.com> wrote:

Hey, FH.

We have about 2,000 results in an archive search for AMOG in the subject:
http://tinyurl.com/2okvm6
(link to FS site archive search results)

About 3,500 results for AMOG in the message body:
http://tinyurl.com/337uff
(link to FS site archive search results)

It's way more results than you need, you can try a fresh search to find
posts more specific to what you're interested in.

Early posts from TylerDurden on AMOGs will be good, and right around
that era (approx 3-4 years ago). Practicing back-and-forth AMOG'ing
with your friends is also good practice, and everyone usually can tell
during practice whether something sounds like an insult, stupid, or
ineffective, and when something hits the mark without causing someone to
get pissed. Practice also sharpens your mind and helps you be ready to
pull it off spontaneously.