> This is my first time hitting up a club versus a bar. I have been sarging
> local watering holes just practicing on conversation skills. The local
> holes
> are more slow, easier to talk in, and more familiar.
>
> Well, last night I decided to this spot that had one of my favorite DJs
> spinning. My buddy was supposed to meet me there, but ended up MIA, so I
> had
> to work shit myself. No problem :) I have been sarging without a wing, so
> I
> was ready.
>
> I burned this nice mix CD with a bunch of my favorite bangers and listened
> to
> as I rolled to the club. I was SO hyped. Parked the car and drank a
> little
> bit of rum to get loose and listened to my music. I can approach 100x
> more
> easy with a LITTLE BIT of alcohol in my system. It is something I need
> to get
> past, but for the time being, it is a great social lubricant for me.
>
> Rolled into the club and felt like a million dollars. Inner game was
> fucking
> strong! As i walk in, there is a dude and two ladies. Doing shit I never
> do
> before, I simply greeted the dude and said, "Whatup, Playa." Figuring I
> may see
> him later, just laid the foundation and figured I may end up seeing the
> status
> of the two ladies. (I talk about these folk later :)
>
> I go upstairs, the music is blasting and I was really into the vibe. It
> was
> packed. Not to many HBs up there, but no worries.
>
> I order a beer and greet the bartender. Vibed with him for a minute.
> Now, the
> guy with the two girls is upstairs and at the bar. I kneel down to tie my
> shoe. As I come up from tying my shoe I tell the girl who is facing me,
> with
> her friend who is facing her and whose ass was in my face as I was tying
> my
> shoe, I say, "Damn, your girl's ass was all in my face as I was trying to
> tie
> my shoe!" She said, 'I bet that was the most fun you have had all night!"
> I
> said," I am used to girl's asses being in my face, but the fun I am having
> is
> up here in this club. The music is off the charts!"
>
> She laughed and we made a little small talk. I "ended" the conversation
> and
> went back to scanning the room and sipping my beer.
>
> Then, the two girls went to the dance floor. I talked to the guy again
> and we
> spoke for a few minutes. I asked them how they knew each other, he said
> one
> girl was his girlfriend of 8 years and the other one was a friend of his
> girlfriends. He said he wanted the girlfriend's friend in the bed. I
> asked
> him how much control he had in his relationship...He said NONE. HA! LOL
>
> Anyway, turned out I knew the single girl. Small ass world. We were in
> 2nd
> grade together, and we did a dance routine at the elementary school's
> talent
> show. hahahahaha. She then remembered me. I got her contact info and
> told
> her I had to go downstairs and maybe i would catch them later. Leaving in
> the
> middle of a great convo seems to work well. They were begging me not to
> leave,
> but I told them I had things to attend to. Perfect. The taken girl was
> also
> giving strong ass kino to me. I felt something in the kino but I wasn't
> trying
> to engage her with her man right there. It was all good. I won them all
> over,
> so that was my success, plus getting contact info.
>
> I then went downstairs and copped a beer. I saw a two set (two 7's) in
> the
> corner yakking back and forth. With straight confidence I rolled to 7 #1
> and
> said, "I see you over here with that sassy looking outfit you are rocking.
> You
> look cute." I made sure that I didn't smile until she introduced herself.
> So I
> engage both chicks and talk it up. 7 #1 asked if I was going to buy her a
> beer. I was like, "I haven't known your ass for 10 minutes, but I could
> use a
> miller lite." She laughed and went to the bar and I hung with 7 #2. 7 #1
> rolled back we chatted somemore (I didn't get a beer...Damn!) then I told
> them
> I had to go. They, like the others, begged me not to leave. I told them
> I may
> be back, I wanted to go back upstairs. I pecked 7 #1 on the cheek and went
> upstairs. (Meanwhile, the group from upstairs was right next to me and
> the 2
> set. Social value level up :) )
>
> Upstairs there is another two set. fat girl 5 and an 8.5. Teased the 5
> about
> watching her fall through a door earlier...We vibed, and I ignored the
> 8.5. I
> then negged the 8.5 and we got to talking. I wasn't really trying to
> sarge,
> just wanted make friends. After we vibed, I quicked left and that was
> another
> great interaction :)
>
> Back downstairs, the two set was still there chilling. Went to 7 #1 and
> the
> convo went like this:
>
> "Yo, I'm about to bounce. It was nice meeting you and your friend. It's a
> pleasure to meet two intelligent ladies who can tip back a few beers. How
> do
> you suggest we continue this awesome vibe we have?"
>
> I was looking right into her eyes deeply.
>
> She said: "Don't look into my eyes like that. It's unfair."
>
> I said: "Life ain't fair, toots."
>
> She said: "So how do you think we should continue this?"
>
> I said: "I asked you. You are educated enough to figure something out."
>
> She said: "Give me your number..."
>
> I said: "Nope. I don't operate that way." I started backing away and she
> stepped to me. Perfect.
>
> I said: "I'm not going to waste my energy giving you a number that will
> collect
> amongst all the other numbers you have taken."
>
> She said: "If I give you my number, you won't call me."
>
> I said:"Give me your number. Watch this."
>
> She gave me her number, I entered in my phone and called her right there.
>
> I said:"I just called you. I don't break promises. And we both win. I
> called
> you, you have my number. Let's both be happy now :)"
>
> I went to kiss her on the cheek. She said, "Again."
>
> I kissed her on the cheek again.
>
> She then grabbed me flung me around and stuck me in a corner.
>
> I said: "Yo, what are you doing honey? Hands off!"
>
> She said,"Be quiet."
>
> She moved in to kiss me. I stopped her. I said I didn't know her well
> enough
> for her to kiss me with her mouth.
>
> I resisted, then she went in and tongued me the fuck down. Goddamn.
>
> I pulled away from the kiss early. I was like, "If you are going to kiss
> me, do
> it with some passion."
>
> We swapped saliva...Goddamn. This broad wasnt playing. She then said, "I
> have
> to stop this now, I can't leave my friend."
>
> I said, "Yeah, handle your business. I am late! Maybe we will cross paths
> again..."
>
> and I just left.
>
> HA! CLASSIC!