>>> i'm Nick Burns! i am a computer guru! chicks dig on guys like me who are l33t!
yeah... i'm not sure how to tell you this.. but... you're a ... well..
to put it mildly.. a DORK..
vmware?.. huh.. you are like a goofy computer geek who doesn't realize
how much a fucking nerdsack he is.. why the fuck would i care if
princess mangachoobie uses her +5 dragon sword in final fantasy
version XIVIIIX instead of the +6 shadow sword?...
let me give you an example of what you sound like:
me: hi
you: so newschool... i see you're running the X5004 megaXL compression
vegawatt amerage modulator.. without sproket V5 interstellar
mexapixelwatch fingle 2343 bypass compression units...hahahahhaha! you
are so YESTERDAY.
me: ummm... hey.. why are your shorts over your head?
hey guy.. clue in here..this isn't a fucking hard drive convention. i
bet girls love it when you talk in gibberish :)
you go, NICK!
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