Keywords: Gordon Roy Parker, Ray Gordon, seduction, chess, betting, hypnotism, fruit loop, herpes, crazy, meds, mommy, virgin

Reading Parker's post suggested to me that his bragging is as mature as that seen on an elementary school playground.
It really is a mystery how this guy, who really does live at home with his mommy, can have the bravado to pass himself off as a seduction expert.

A potential employer, looking up Gordon Roy Parker on the Internet will instantly find out some really damning material... no wonder Parker is unemployable.

Posting to Usenet is the closest thing Parker has to a job, or even a function in life. The people on the newsgroups who taunt him are, let's face it, the closest things to friends he's got.