LR: Bosola on fire: 3 girls in 4 days
Aside from feeling like a total slut, I think all the study of pickup
in the last two months has finally produced some fruit. I have somehow
managed to lay 3 different women in less than a week: one on New
Year's Eve (after midnight), one on Jan 2, and one on Jan 4. They say
confidence breeds success - let me tell you, it's definitely true.
Dec 31:
Went to a friend's house party in the village. She is the
ex-girlfriend of my college roommate and the best friend of my ex. I am
strictly in the friend zone with her, but this girl is very hot so she
is great pivot material. For the party I decided to go lightly
peacocked, wearing green camo pants with a t-shirt and black
open-collared shirt. The camo pants don't look outrageous, but they
definitely make me stand out in a room full of guys who are all wearing
jeans, khakis or dress pants. I also wore a special pair of orange
boxers made by the Tobasco company, with bottles of Tobasco sauce drawn
on them.
Got to the party late (around 11 PM). Walked in and saw my friend
across the room, so I crossed to her and loudly said "I'm here! You
can start the party now!!" After giving her a huge hug and a kiss I
turned to the closest mixed set and opened it. There were too
average-looking girls in this set and two guys - nothing special so I
just messed around with them for a little bit. Then I continued to work
the room, saying hi to people I knew as well as people I'd never met
before, and generally being very animated. Sat down on an arm of the
couch where a friend's girlfriend was chatting with this Brooklyn
hipster chick (6.5). Hipster was a rail-thin chick with tattoos and
piercings, including a stud in her nose and tongue. My friend's
girlfriend turned to me and said "Hey, Bosola! Good tosee you,
what's up? How was your year? Are you still working at *XXX*?" This
was an indirect DHV as the conversation now turned to what I do for a
living.
After talking to them for a bit I politely excused myself and walked to
the other couch where another old friend was sitting with three friends
I'd never met before. One of them was very cute (7.75): we'll call
her HB Clueless. I said hi and fluffed with them for a little while
without using any routines, then continued to work the room, intending
to sarge Clueless later after gaining a bit more social proof. Clueless
was the cutest girl in the room so she was my primary target at this
point. Next I went to the kitchen where a group of people was standing
in a circle talking. Hipster was holding court, speaking very fervently
about the amazing Banana painting that Andy Warhol once did. I
interrupted her speech, busting into the center of the set with
"Actually the banana wasn't a painting, it was an album cover."
Turns out HB Hipster is a huge Velvet Underground fan and has the
banana tattooed on her arm. She proceeds to tell a story about an
occasion where she ran into Lou Reed at a bar in the village, but
didn't recognize him and blew him out when he asked her if she wanted
to come to a party at his apartment later in the evening.
Just then, Clueless walked by on her way back from getting a drink. I
stopped her with a forceful "Hey, what's up?" She smiled and
started fluffing me in extremely conventional (boring) fashion by
asking "So what do you do?" I did the usual routine and she reacted
VERY negatively. Instead of laughing when I claimed to be a repairman
of disposable lighters, she said "you're just fucking with me,
aren't you?" So I insisted that I really AM a repairman of
disposable lighters, and tried to explain the complexity of disposable
lighters to her, but the whole thing went way over her head. Hence: HB
Clueless. At some point I abandoned the routine and asked her what SHE
did for a living. "Special ed teacher" was the answer, but I
"misheard" her and said "Special engineer?" "No, special ed
teacher." She said. So I negged her with "Oh, well, that's almost
as good." And she seemed really put off by it and blew me out
completely. Weak.
After getting blown out by Clueless, I went back into the set with
Hipster. At some point I isolated her by saying "I want to sit down.
Let's sit on the couch." We sat on the couch and she informed me
that the banana was her social barometer (like a hipster shit test). I
then proceeded to bust on her for being a hipster and DHV her to death,
completely destroying her frame and establishing a dominant frame where
she was doing most of the talking in an attempt to qualify herself to
me. During the set another HB sat down to the opposite side and asked
if there was space for her. I said "don't worry, there's plenty
of me to go around" and put an arm around both girls. Then I sat on
the couch for about half an hour with my arms around these girls,
holding court. I looked like a pimp and it was truly awesome. Several
guys came by during this time just to gawk at me.
Once I had established through various innuendo that Hipster was into
casual sex, I set this as my goal. After the ball dropped, I suggested
we go get another drink. I took her back to the kitchen, and when
everyone left to go back to the TV I had her in isolation and attempted
a k-close by leaning back against the kitchen counter, looking at her
suggestively and saying "I'm ready for my new year's kiss now."
She gave me the DDB look, then leaned in and made out with me for about
20 seconds. Then I lead her back to the couch and we built rapport for
another 20 minutes or so before I extracted her. To extract I said
"Are you going to the after-party?" "Where?" "At my place."
"Who else is coming?" "Only a select few, it's going to be a
very small gathering." (wink)
She seemed receptive to it so after another few minutes I just leaned
over and said "Get your coat, we're getting out of here." We both
got up and said our goodbyes and bounced. It was about 1:30 AM at this
point and very difficult to find a cab, so we ended up walking about 4
blocks in the rain. She was drunk and wearing heels and kept
complaining that she was cold and I was walking too fast. Finally it
occurred to me that we could be walking around for the next hour
without finding a cab, but that if I maintained a strong frame, I could
probably get her home on the subway. So we went down into the subway
and fortunately the train didn't take long to come. After we got to
my stop it was only a few more blocks to my apt. We went upstairs, got
a drink of water and then got down to business. I wasn't really
impressed with her body, as she had fairly small tits and was too thin.
With all the tats and the piercings she actually grossed me out a bit,
but I decided I'd go ahead and fuck her anyway just for the
experience.
The one thing that really bothered me was that she asked me to go down
on her and I did it, but in hindsight this was incredibly stupid as I
didn't know the girl at all and she could have been diseased. I ended
up fucking her twice. Then she went to sleep and wanted me to cuddle
with her, but I felt kind of sick, so I got up and checked my email
instead.
And that is the story of my first ONS. Surprisingly, the morning
conversation over breakfast was not too awkward. I got her Myspace info
and sent her a message afterwards, thanking her for the good time and
making sure I didn't have to worry about any STDs.
Jan 1:
As soon as Hipster was gone, I felt incredibly dirty. So I stripped my
bed and washed the sheets with twice the amount of laundry detergent I
usually use. Then I got in the shower and scrubbed down my entire body
like I'd just been exposed to toxic waste.
I'd made tentative plans to for a Day3 with HB Banker tonight. HB
Banker is a very cute Asian girl with a tight, curvy body - she is a
former dancer. We'd had a Day2 a few days earlier where I took her to
the local Japanese restaurant, then brought her home and made out with
her for a few hours. I did not push for sex and built deep
rapport/trust instead. (for the Day1 story, see my earlier FR:
Bosola's Holiday Adventure." I texted her Jan 1 and she invited me
over to her place around 6 PM. I headed up to her place and on the way
there I stopped at a liquor store and bought a nice $40 bottle of
champagne so we could celebrate the new year together. We ended up
having Chinese food and watching a movie together, then making out on
her bed. She wanted to take things slow but was obviously very turned
on and ended up giving me a blowjob and letting me finger her. Then we
just relaxed in bed and talked until almost 5 in the morning. I feel a
very deep connection with this girl and may pursue a LTR with her if we
continue to click like this.
Jan 2:
HB Kazakh (cute blonde Columbia student) texted me at work and asked
where we were going to meet up. We had made tentative plans for a Day3
of dinner/drinks. Day2 was a very intense hookup in her dorm room where
we got naked and basically did everything except have sex. At the time
I told her this was due to the unavailability of condoms, but in
reality I've found that if a girl's buying temperature is high but
she's still putting up LMR, the best move may be to act as if you
don't want sex. Then she will drop the LMR completely on the next
encounter because she is afraid you may next her otherwise. She will
also be a lot more generous and compliant in bed once you've been
aloof about sex with her. The thinking in her mind is "What?
Doesn't he want me? Guys are usually begging me to fuck them!! Well,
next time I'll make sure to show him how good I am..."
First this text exchange occurred:
Bosola: Hey, come to *bar location* around 6. I'll come out from the
office and meet you.
Kazakh: Cool.
Kazakh: (shortly before 6) I'm going to be late. Should be there
around 7.
Bosola: OK, I am leaving the office and going home. Just meet me at my
apartment at *apartment location* and we'll head to the bar from
there.
Kazakh: Can we just meet at a certain street intersection instead?
Bosola: No, it's easier if you just come here, then we'll take a
cab to the place. You can hang out in the lobby if you want, my doorman
is very nice.
This sets the frame that she needs to play by my rules and do what I
say. The implication is that if she acts suspicious of me, I'll just
next her rather than waste my time. I'm a professional and I refuse
to jump through hoops to build trust with a college student. Eventually
she ended up coming most of the way to my apartment and out of
impatience I came out to meet her and pulled her into a cab. We went to
the restaurant where we had a few drinks and appetizers and did some
deep rapport interaction. Then we left the restaurant and I told her I
wanted to see if she was any good at Jeopardy (we'd discussed game
shows earlier and I mentioned I had some Jeopardy episodes on my TiVo).
We got back to my place and I poured her a glass of wine. My phone rang
and I talked to my grandmother for a bit while making funny faces at
Kazakh and getting her to laugh. Then I shut off the TV and asked her
if she wanted to see some pictures. I led her to the bedroom and sat
her down on the bed, then pulled out the old photos of me as a kid. She
enjoyed looking at these and then we started making out. But when I
went for the shirt, I suddenly ran into MAJOR LMR. So I worked through
it with this routine:
Kazakh: I shouldn't be doing this.
Bosola: Doing what?
Kazakh: I never sleep with a guy on the second date. I mean, the first
time wasn't even a date. And now you probably expect sex.
Bosola: Huh? I don't expect you to have sex with me.
Kazakh: Oh, come on, yes you do. You invited me back here to watch
Jeopardy?
Bosola: Hey, I happen to like Jeopardy very much (sly smile).
Kazakh: Look, I have fun with you and everything. But this is moving
really fast for me. I just never have sex until the 5th or 6th date.
That is my rule.
Bosola: Do you live your whole life according to arbitrary rules?
Kazakh: It's not arbitrary, it's practical, and it keeps me from
getting hurt. I just don't have sex with a guy the second time we go
out, especially if I really like him.
Bosola: Wait, so you'll sleep with a guy on the second date if you
don't like him?
Kazakh: No, that's not what I meant...
Bosola: Hey, that's not fair. Why should I be punished for treating
you like you deserve to be treated? (I am still smiling in a very
playful way and she is slowly breaking down)
Kazakh: You're not being punished, it's just that...
Bosola: Look, I totally understand where you're coming from, you want
sex just as much as I do, but you're worried that if you sleep with
me too soon, I'll lose interest in you and won't call you again.
And that is a totally normal thing for a girl to worry about. On the
other hand... if you look at it from my perspective, you'll see how
silly it seems. I mean, why would I have sex with you and then never
call you again? Unless you're really bad in bed, there just
wouldn't be any upside in not calling you. I mean, if I did that,
then I would never be able to have sex with you again, right? That
would be idiotic on my part.
Kazakh: Yeah, I guess so.
Bosola: Geez Kazakhstan, you should just relax. (playful smile) Don't
worry so much. We have a good time together, don't we? Stop taking
this so seriously!
She laughed and we started making out again. When I went for the shirt
and the bra, there was no resistance. I used a normal progression,
rubbing her through the pants before taking them off, then rubbing her
through the panties before taking them off too. I encountered no
resistance whatsoever. Then I went down on her before fucking her. (I
normally do this as it gets the girl very aroused and I have never had
a girl refuse sex after she has received oral). The sex was really
intense, lasting about half an hour and leaving us both drenched in
sweat. We went to sleep, then woke up at about 6 am and went at it
again. This time she jumped on top of me and wore the bowler hat while
she rode me cowgirl-style. Hot!!! I loved getting fucked by a naked
girl wearing a hat. =)
Jan 3:
We got up early and I put Kazakh on the subway before heading to work.
I ended up staying late at work (until 9:30), so nothing interesting
happened in the evening.
Jan 4:
I had arranged for a Day4 with HB Banker and as she absolutely worships
me at this point, I felt that the f-close was in the bag. Because I am
leaving for vacation on the 5th, I told her I had to stay home and do
laundry and pack for my trip, but that she was welcome to come chill
with me at my place for a little while and watch a movie. She said
she'd meet up with me at 8, so I headed home around 6 and threw all
my laundry and my sheets in the wash. I ran into her in the elevator on
the way up from throwing everything in the dryer, and we sat around in
my apartment for a while, joking around, making out, and enjoying each
other's company. The two of us already have very extraordinary
attraction. We get along great and I am certain that she will be my
next girlfriend. When it was time to get the laundry out of the dryer,
she accompanied me down to the laundry room, helped me bring the
laundry up, then helped me make my bed and fold the laundry!
Once the laundry was done, we ordered in sushi and sat down to watch
The 40-Year-Old Virgin. This is a very funny movie and great for
getting a girl in state. However, before watching it you should be sure
the girl will be receptive to a sex comedy (I first asked her if she
liked Something About Mary, which she did). During the movie she was
alternately laughing hysterically and turning around (away from the
TV!) to tongue me down. Every time she did this I would make out with
her for about 10 seconds and then freeze her out by saying "Please
behave. You're not watching the movie." Essentially the entire
watching of the movie is a pre-emptive freezeout because I know she
wants to make out with me and possibly have sex, but I'm acting more
interested in watching the movie. As soon as the movie ended, I shut
off the TV, looked deeply into her eyes, took her hand, stood her up
and lead her directly to the bedroom, saying absolutely nothing. This
time I started making out with her immediately and saved the pictures
for later, because this girl is very conservative and I was expecting
massive last-minute resistance.
I got what I was expecting: we made out for a little while and even
before I tried to undress her, she got squeamish. So I stopped
everything, turned on the light and pulled out the picture album. She
looked at the pictures of little Bosola and was ecstatic. We started
making out again, and again I ran into LMR. I ran the same routine that
I'd run on Kazakh two nights earlier, and again it worked like a
charm. After hearing me essentially promise that I was not in this for
a one-night stand, she relaxed considerably. She was wearing a
beautiful little dress that tied together at the waist, and when I went
for the sash and untied it, the whole dress came off with no resistance
whatsoever.
We tongued each other down for a little while and I rubbed her through
her panties until I felt moisture soaking through them and she started
bucking and moaning. Suddenly she exclaimed "No one has ever made me
come like that, without even touching me!" She returned the favor by
going down on me, but I stopped her before I could come. After this, I
took the panties off and tried to go down on her, but she warned me
that she was on her period. So I continued to make out with her and rub
her clit. I could tell she was pretty conflicted because she kept
blurting out stuff like "Oh my god, I want you so bad" and "I
know I shouldn't be doing this, but you are so intoxicating." When
she said "I want you so bad" for the third time, I finally took a
hint and went for the condoms. She was afraid that I might be too big
for her (she's a tiny little 5'2" Asian girl and I'm just under
7") but I eased into her very gently and she was able to handle it.
Over the course of the next hour I had sex with her twice and she had 5
more orgasms, after which she gave me DDB and said "You are amazing.
That was the best sex I have ever had in my entire life." Although I
know this is very AFC, I decided I wanted to make this girl my
girlfriend, and didn't see any point in waiting, so I said I wanted
to date her exclusively and she agreed.
Thus ends this epic lay report. After fucking three different girls in
less than a week I feel completely slutty and have decided to drop out
of the game until further notice while I spend some time with my new
(hot) Asian girlfriend, who worships me like a god.
As always, feedback is welcome. Hope you all enjoyed the report.
Happy New Year!!!!!
Bosola.