>

>> Well, we're by no means in JJT's league when it comes
>> to lyricizing the failures of Gordon Roy Parker, but we
>> gave it a try.
>>
>> We hope that it is suitable.
>>
>> GORKie's Dirty Laundry
>>
>> (Apologies to Don Henley)
>>
>> I make my living off of suing you.
>> I make up stuff, stuff I think fools you.
>> People love it when I lose,
>> They love dirty laundry.
>>
>> Well, I said I was a savior, but I wound up here.
>> I think I look good, but I am never clear.
>> Come and eat my ribs,
>> Give me dirty laundry.
>>
>> Sue 'em when they're right,
>> Sue 'em when I'm wrong.
>> Sue 'em when they're right,
>> Sue 'em when I'm wrong.
>>
>> Sue 'em when they're right,
>> Sue 'em when I'm wrong.
>> Sue 'em when they're right,
>> Sue 'em all along.
>>
>> There's this bubble-headed bleached blonde
>> Throws drinks at me.
>> She can tell me how her boyfriend is a
>> Really great guy.
>> Its interesting when I always lie,
>> I got dirty laundry.

>
>
> OMG!
>
> Paul, should I send an email to Wierd Al and let him know that
> there's gonna be some competition for the throne?
>
> Good Job!
>
> Lori