Giving advice on picking up gay men at 2:30am? Just 38 minutes after
the question was posted? The previous poster seems quite eager to rush
in and be the first (and thus likely be considered the most important
authority) on the subject being asked.
I guess we now know who the resident expert on picking up gay men is.
To the original poster: it seems like the "seduction guru" who
responded to you first is admitting to being a closeted homosexual (now
formerly closeted), and may be not-so-subtly asking you to pick him up,
since he appears to lack the courage and balls to do it himself. He's
had a very tough time with women, if his posting history is to be
believed.
He's been so upset with women that he's actually posted that he
believes they should be beaten and murdered in response to their
treatment of him. He's had so little success with women and is so
intensely desperate for an emotional connection that he responded to
one woman's rejection by wishing that her 7 year old daughter would
die.
He's a tall man, a little on the chubby side, very fragrant (he may
still have the spit from JJT on him), and fancies himself a protector
of everyone's rights, so I'm sure you'd be safe with him. He's an elite
(or sub-elite since he likes to be the submissive) using his very own
CUPID rating scale, so you know he must be a quality individual to be
with.
Just make sure you're the butch, because he may become jealous and
violent with you if you look too much like a woman. He prefers to
pretend he's a woman--he's admitted to doing so online, and he's also
posted that he has obtained sexual satisfaction by using self-hypnosis
to make himself believe he is a woman.
He likes Snickers and he's a definite tsk-master. He's into s&m, the
"m" part obviously seen by his many ill-fated lawsuits. The "s" part,
of course, happened when he and his mother's boyfriend were together,
the boyfriend as the dominant. His mother apparently encouraged them,
as long as she could watch.
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