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>>>> .. On Sep 5, 7:37 am, "Heinrich" wrote:

>>>>> Palin is another story. She is an exceedingly odd choice for a party
>>>>> which

>>>>
>>>> But swimmer Pieter van den Hoogenband is the most prominent Jewish
>>>> person in Holland.
>>>>
>>>> ? que? is he jewish? that may explaqin the fact he did not win a medal
>>>> at the beijing olympics

>>>
>>> You might enjoy this ;-)
>>>
>>>
>>> Sparkly - Pieter van den Hoogenband/Grant Hackett
>>> Title: Sparkly
>>> Pairing: Pieter van den Hoogenband/Grant Hackett
>>> Word Count: 544
>>> Rating: PG-13
>>> Author's Notes: For sodiumlight. Beta by metafic. Also, it's major
>>> crack!fic.
>>> Requested: horseradish
>>> Disclaimer: This is not mine, it's not real, and it never happened.
>>>
>>> ---
>>>
>>> Pieter wasn't Jewish; in fact, being so not Jewish meant that he didn't
>>> have to celebrate holidays he didn't understand. Neither did Grant,
>>> Pieter realized. But that still didn't explain why Grant had sent
>>> Pieter a bottle of horseradish.
>>>
>>> It was sitting in the middle of Pieter's dining room table. Just kind
>>> of sitting, like bottles of horseradish tend to do. Pieter had opened
>>> the box eagerly; he was waiting for a package from Grant.
>>>
>>> Grant had hinted that it contained something special, but when Pieter
>>> opened it, he'd been dismayed. And now in the center of his table was
>>> this bottle of horseradish. Pieter walked slowly around the table,
>>> studying it, hoping that perhaps he could figure out what Grant meant
>>> by sending him the bottle.
>>>
>>> Maybe he wanted Pieter to convert. Although that was kind of dumb,
>>> because neither of them were Jewish. Not that non-Jewish people don't
>>> like horseradish. In fact, Pieter thought, his aunt loves the stuff.
>>> Maybe he'd send it to her. But on second thought, he wasn't sure he'd
>>> quite know how to explain to his aunt where exactly the bottle came
>>> from.
>>>
>>> Plus, there was no date on it so, he wasn't sure if it was still good.
>>> Not that it didn't smell. And not that he'd smelled it, of course not.
>>> Because he'd never do something like that. Definitely not. He also
>>> hadn't tried to open it and failed. And then almost called Robert.
>>> Because Pieter doesn't do things like that.
>>>
>>> So, instead, he circled his table again. One last time. Then picked up
>>> his phone. He was going to figure this out, once and for all.
>>>
>>> Of course Grant wasn't there, so Pieter left a long and detailed
>>> message. He explained that he'd gotten this strange package. He talked
>>> about how he wasn't Jewish and how he didn't even like horseradish, but
>>> his aunt did. Then he told the story about how his aunt had mixed up
>>> the jam and horseradish one time. Before he'd finished the story,
>>> Grant's voicemail cut him off. Rather rudely, Pieter thought. So he
>>> called back, picked up the story where left off (bits about how
>>> Pieter's uncle was sick for a week and how the doctors couldn't figure
>>> out how jam was the cause), but he was cut off again.
>>>
>>> It took three more voicemail messages before Pieter was able to finish
>>> the story. An hour later he realized he'd forgotten to ask Grant why
>>> he'd sent the horseradish. He dialed again. But this time Grant
>>> answered.
>>>
>>> "Grant?"
>>>
>>> "Dear god, Pieter."
>>>
>>> "Sorry."
>>>
>>> "What are you going on about?"
>>>
>>> "Your package game."
>>>
>>> "So you liked the toys?"
>>>
>>> "Uh, Grant. What toys?"
>>>
>>> "The sex toys! Remember the ones we picked out the last time you were
>>> here? Those sparkly blue ass beads were on sale so I thought I'd buy
>>> some."
>>>
>>> "Grant ." Pieter furrowed his brow.
>>>
>>> "Yeah?"
>>>
>>> "You sent me a bottle of horseradish."
>>>
>>> "SHIT!"
>>>
>>> "Where are the sparkly ass beads?" Pieter was beginning to worry; he'd
>>> liked those beads.
>>>
>>> "Oh, god. I sent them to my mum."
>>>
>>> The phone clattered from Pieter's hand. He could hear Grant yelling. A
>>> few minutes later Grant had stopped yelling and Pieter picked the phone
>>> up again.
>>>
>>> "Your mum, Grant?"
>>>
>>> "She loves horseradish."
>>>

>>>>

>>>

>>
>> some people see jews everywhere but let me tell you if van den hogenband
>> is a jew then iu am a chinese
>>
>>

>
> You do eat dog?