Was posted anon as TwistyCreek, so I'm unable to credit the author.
Session Start: Sat Jul 21 01:17:09 2006
Session Ident: #secret INCOMM IRC channel
[01:16] * Now talking in #secret INCOMM IRC channel
[01:16] * Topic is 'Operation TwistyCreek'
[01:16] * Set by G_Idda on Sun Jul 21 01:08:43
[01:17] So, I'm happy with the OP so far
[01:17] Success of TwistyCreek! YES YES YES
[01:18] It was Gavino and Bill
[01:18] Where is Bill btw?
[01:18] Bill is in an outer org
[01:18] outer Mongolia I think
[01:18] did Tory manage to get him RPFd?
[01:19] Tory, I'm not talking about her here. That's Gavino's and
Bill's business to deal with that bitch
[01:19] the critics are really falling for this TwistCreek op
[01:19] Tory's SP declared, remember?
[01:19] they think it is a critic!!
[01:20] I don't know, all the critics are posting "nobody
[01:20] I'm caving them in
[01:20] Of course, that's normal
[01:20] but they do care!
[01:20] but then, they WOULD say that
[01:20] I promise!
[01:20] * D_Miscavige nods
[01:20] they are hurting over this
[01:20] Nobody cares eh? if they didn't care, they wouldn't reply
at all. They're screwed the fuckers
[01:20] Oh heck, I'm late for my colonic cleansing
[01:20] I get good stats!
[01:20] Behave Idda
[01:21] ahhh, MUCH better!
[01:21] My log posters are well behaved
[01:21] Your stats is counted in sheep nowadays
[01:21] they send me fresh logs all the time
[01:21] So is mine it seems. Orderd to this shit by Davey
[01:21] You listen to me you stupid australian ashole.....
[01:22] Please, behave both of you.
[01:22] Don't call me Davey, you fuck!
[01:22] Remember what Davey did to me
[01:22] You might be my senior on the record
[01:22] Nobody calls me Davey!
[01:22] but if you are not careful I'll tell everyone your are RPFd
[01:22] Oh shuddup Davey, you can't hurt me more
[01:22] I'll have you running around a pole so fast, your head
[01:22] not the pole
[01:22] Pole spin, or head pole
[01:22] not the pole
[01:23] Now then, who's having contact with Twisty this week?
[01:23] THE POLE! THE POLE!
[01:23] I am
[01:23] I believe it's gavino
[01:23] at least we're all on the same fucking page
[01:23] shutup a sec
[01:23] you heard me
[01:23] Hey, fuck you, you fucking...uh...fuckhead!
[01:23] You are? Why the fuck haven't he posted anything of value
recently? Only old logs from years back?
[01:23] I said shutup!
[01:24] * D_Miscavige sends for some goons
[01:24] at least I have old logs
[01:24] Goone here, and goons there.
[01:24] and some good made up ones
[01:24] Old logs are useless.
[01:24] no they aren't!!!!
[01:24] just change the dates
[01:24] good idea
[01:24] those critics are too stupid to tell the difference
[01:24] Yeah change the dates at least
[01:24] Those critics will never know
[01:24] They don't have the Tech
[01:24] We do
[01:24] Those critics are psych cases.
[01:25] oh yeah
[01:25] Implants all over 'em
[01:25] especially that fucking Touretzky
[01:25] Ear implants too, lots of
[01:25] Tour.......Don't write his name
[01:25] I fucking hate that psych bastard
[01:25] Argh, that Asshole
[01:25] We need to do something about him
[01:25] I've got it!
[01:25] I've tried
[01:25] Ouch, he's paid enough by Phizer
[01:26] Let's send some dildos to that crazy bag lady in SLC
[01:26] I've tried to work with Shwartz
[01:26] put his name on the receipt
[01:26] Phizer pays his airplane, did you know that?
[01:26] but she's too crazy
[01:26] useful, though
[01:26] I did know that
[01:26] he's got crimes
[01:26] As long as we can use her, I say let her off the leash
[01:26] I know he has crimes!!!!
[01:26] if she becomes a liability, she can disappear
[01:27] they ALL have crimes
[01:27] anyone who's against Scientology has to have crimes
[01:27] I remember Ron telling me that
[01:27] Every damned wog has crimes. We know that. We know the
history of the psychs, they don't
[01:27] they are glib
[01:27] Rinder, quit being glib
[01:27] and they need to put their manners back in
[01:27] damn straight
[01:27] We are the saviours, yeah expect Davey of course, who's
just a fucking midget LOL
[01:28] HEY, FUCK YOU BITCH
[01:28] If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be sucking down
shrimp on silver platters
[01:28] bitch yourself you miniature man
[01:28] you'd be feasting on rice n beans like everyone else
[01:28] I have an idea how to get that fucking Tory bitch
[01:28] Let's break her ceramic tortoise!
[01:28] Tell us. We want toget Tory badly
[01:29] OH WOW
[01:29] and change the mirrors around on her car
[01:29] that'll teach her to fuck with us!
[01:29] well I think I'm going to break her ceramic tortoise
[01:29] just break one leg at a time
[01:29] reaarange stuff on her porch
[01:29] so she knows, 'we come back'
[01:29] and fuck with her car
[01:29] Change the whole car, but keep the old locks. That'll
screw her up badly
[01:29] great idea
[01:29] I was thinking, Halloween
[01:30] that will teach her to fuck with pure theta
[01:30] put a bag of dog shit on her porch, and set it on fire
[01:30] great idea!!!!
[01:30] oh wait
[01:30] is that legal?
[01:30] fuck it!!
[01:30] What about the crack in her flower pots. Anyone removed
[01:30] do it anyway!!!
[01:30] I have a hidden camera in the flowerpot
[01:30] WE say what's legal or not!
[01:30] The orgs says what's legal or not. don't forget that. Wog
law is illegal in itself dammit
[01:31] Oh yeah, sorry dwarf, I forgot
[01:31] You cannot AFFORD to forget!
[01:31] we are in a life and death struggle here
[01:31] I know
[01:31] it is impera impurati...fuck it
[01:31] it's important
[01:31] ok, it's nearly 2pm Thursday
[01:31] But but, when are we going to meet again IRL? And where?
Anyone got the secret code for the mountain top conference room in Acapulco?
[01:32] anyone got any ideas for a stat push?
[01:32] we had to sell that
[01:32] to buy the building in Pasadena
[01:32] Had to sell? Davey for fucks sake. what have you done
with the reserve funds then?
[01:32] it's all gone for real estate, haven't you been paying
[01:32] IDEAL ORGS, people!
[01:32] nice surroundings will bring in the raw meat!
[01:32] The box of cash in the transformer vault in Hemet?
[01:33] fried with Moxon's daughter
[01:33] next time we use GOLD
[01:33] Oh geeze, Dave
[01:33] it'll melt, but we can still spend it
[01:33] Look, it's just a matter of time
[01:33] we're still pushing for donations on Super Power
[01:33] Greta and John Coale have promised a couple mill
[01:34] they are sooo easy to manipulate!
[01:34] haha, anyhow, the moron critics will never findout
anything of this conversation, since it's on a encrypted link directly from
[01:34] TC is for sure gonna pay for all the negative
[01:34] that fucking glib asshole
[01:34] I'm thinkin 10 million ought to do it
[01:34] TC can say goodbye to any more Golf at Gold, that's for
[01:34] damn, that fuck has done so much damage in the past
[01:34] oh, you bet your ass on that!
[01:34] is INCOMM safe now Mike???
[01:34] are you sure????
[01:34] now, last week we got JT on the tv guide channel
[01:35] he got a good 15 minutes to sell us
[01:35] we should see results from that
[01:35] will get get anymore gays??
[01:35] INCOMM's always been safe. The fucking critics thought
the hacked INCOMM, but they only hacked the INCOMM backup we set up for them
[01:36] Now look...I know it seems kind of bad right now
[01:36] I dunno, I think it's an operator in the basement. He'll
ne sec-checked immediately.
[01:36] why, I even had to forgo my annual trip to San Diego
to buy a new Ducati
[01:36] You you spender
[01:36] I have to ride last year's model and THAT REALLY
PISSES ME OFF
[01:37] yes, if you don't get it wet
[01:37] Yeah fuck you Davey I know tht a Ducati is a motorcycle.
I'm suprised you do though, you high school drop out
[01:37] psshhh! I could ride circles around your sorry ass,
[01:37] now Mike, you know he has a breathing problem
[01:37] you wouldn't know which end to face
[01:37] don't upset him
[01:37] Bah, asthmatic dwarf devil
[01:38] We have a dozen classic buildings in 5 cities lined up
[01:38] We're buying the Lincoln Memorial in DC!
[01:38] lined up buildings? Oh did that with OT powers?
[01:38] gonna knock Abe's head off and put Ron's up there
[01:38] think about the savings!
[01:39] we got a guy sculpting Ron's head as we speak
[01:39] it'll be ready to go by September
[01:39] and think of the publicity!
[01:39] this is gonna FLOOD the orgs! I'm sure of it!
[01:39] people will be reaching like never before!
[01:39] Oh, can they take more publics?
[01:40] Aren't they already flooded, or did you lie to me Davey?
[01:40] Don't bother me with stupid details, Mike
[01:40] yes, but this will bring in even MORE
[01:40] why do you think we're buying these buildings, you
[01:40] TO HANDLE ALL THE NEW PUBLICS
[01:41] now, keep this under your hats, but
[01:41] Fuck you too Davey. You've screwed up Ron's work to lasta
century. Who the hell's going to fix that do you think? Yeah Ron will screw
you badly when he comes back
[01:41] have you ever heard of the Crystal Cathedral in
[01:41] the fuck he will!
[01:41] we're doing way better than when Ron was alive
[01:41] that drooling old shit
[01:41] Crystal Cathedral in Anaheim? I thought that was
[01:41] why do you think he died with Vistaril in his system?
[01:42] CUZ HE WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP! that's why
[01:42] screaming about body thetans
[01:42] That wasn't Ron dammit, it was Jack Marchal
[01:42] oh, yeah, I've heard that crap
[01:42] You killed the wrong bloke Davey
[01:42] I WAS THERE!
[01:42] Can we get back on topic/
[01:42] Ron's living in Argentina. I met him last week
[01:42] Crystal Cathedral is going to be ours
[01:43] we've got people on the pastor now
[01:43] OURS, OURS, OURS. HIP HIP HOOORAYYY!!!
[01:43] if he doesn't commit suicide, he's going to go crazy